Wolf Lake

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Heathen: C | 538 USERS: C+
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Tastes Like Chicken

Lou tells Donner that he might have found another case involving Sandy Ellis's killer. Apparently, across the county line in Elkwood -- that's a show on ABC about elk-people -- a girl called Carolyn Duvall was found in a hotel room. Everything about the death was exactly the same, except Carolyn's heart and kidneys had been harvested. Lou then raises a brow and wonders whether the Sheriff is hiding anything from him; Donner pretends he isn't. We see a photo of Carolyn's corpse lying in a bathtub of blood. Lou challenges him about why Sandy Ellis got cremated; Donner plays dumb. Lou challenges him about why Carolyn and Sandy's deaths are so similar; Donner has no answer. Lou challenges him to hand over the case; Donner shrugs. Basically Lou is going to out-cop the sheriff.

Night. Lake. Fire. Music. It's another teen party in Wolf Lake. Half the attendees are lying on the ground making out half-naked, and the others are swimming half-naked. It's like they divided all the clothes evenly between two groups. Luke hops out of the water and struts, dripping, toward the camera, and CBS totally just got its money's worth on this show. He's a hottie. Sophia awkwardly stands next to the car, dressed in a down-home pink and blue off-the-shoulder dress with two tiny pink spaghetti straps. Her hair was not worth the cash -- basically, the top half is in a ponytail, but swept straight across her forehead. She looks like a Walton. Luke hands her a bottle. "It's not for holding, it's for drinking," he teases. She grimaces and chugs a bit of tequila, while he chuckles at her timidity. "What's wrong?" he asks. Sophia kicks the ground and then admits that she didn't think they'd end up at the crack-whore garden party. Just then, Luke's pal Randy appears and tactfully says, "Didn't think you'd be here tonight! I thought you'd be holed up with your Dad, changing bedpans and drinking string beans through a straw." Luke casually punches him in the mouth. Randy grins and resets his jaw with a crack. "Point taken, dude," he says cheerfully, leaving. Pammy sluts over to Luke with a lime in her mouth; and he takes the lime with his and sucks on it. She's in a black leather bra. Regarding Sophia sharply, Pammy sneers, "Did we miss prom?" Sophia smiles and replies, "Yeah, it was right after the Planet of the Apes reunion." Luke chokes and doubles over with mirth, while Pammy saunters away.

Wolf Lake

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