Swipe cut to Sharon and Thomas, not saying much. Thomas says that Jaye seems like she'd be a real nice sister. Sharon says Thomas seems like a very nice man, but that he should know that absolutely nothing is going to happen between them. Sharon says she was brought there under false pretenses. Thomas says that Jaye told him that Sharon thought he was cute. "She lied," says Sharon. "I don't."
Swipe cut to Jaye at the bar, saying she thought that if she could get her sister laid, the wax lion would shut up. Does Jaye really think it's a good idea to tell everyone that inanimate objects are controlling her life? The bartender gives a kind of shaky smile and asks, "You're just teasing about the lion, right?" Jaye says she is and takes a shot.
Swipe cut to Thomas and Sharon at the table. Thomas asks if it's his teeth. He says his ex used to complain about his teeth all the time, since the bottom ones are crooked. He pulls down his lower lip to show the crooked teeth: "See?" Everybody on this show has strangely spaced teeth. Why should he care? Sharon says his teeth aren't a big plus, but that they're not the dealbreaker. Thomas asks if it's because he's too sensitive. He says he thinks it makes him a really good kisser. Sharon says it's not him, it's her. Thomas: "That old chestnut." She says she'll tell him a secret if he promises not tell anyone: "I'm a lesbian. The reason I'm not attracted to you is because your genitals are on the outside." Thomas can't believe Sharon's even going to do the lesbian excuse.
Smash cut to Jaye telling her bartender, "I think the universe is conspiring against me." I think I'm getting a little sick of her melancholy. The bartender can't believe it's the entire universe. "All of creation," Jaye says. "It's a plot. I know that now." He asks what the plot is. Jaye says she can't tell him, because Vanna hasn't turned over enough letters yet. The bartender says he always thought Vanna had a big head. Jaye agrees. Big heads look better on camera. Many celebrities have big heads. I'm just throwing in a fun fact there because I've got nothing else to do. Are y'all bored? Just wondering. "See? Simpatico," the bartender says to Jaye, which means some other scene must have been cut that explains that one. Jaye smiles and says she's been in the bathroom for a very long time. What's your name, bartender? Oh, well. Maybe Jaye's a lesbian, too.









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