Jaye wakes up tied to her bed. Y'all, the rest of this episode is a crapfest, so I'm going to try to be brief because we've all seen it once and there's no reason to dwell in the poo. Jaye sees candles. She's tied to the bed. Katrina tells Jaye not to worry. She says they'll cut the devil out if they have to. View-Master to commercial.
No time! Must get to the end of this episode! Katrina dumps holy water on Jaye's face. Jaye spits it out and tells Katrina to untie her now. Katrina says she can't, because Jaye will be flailing soon. Now, didn't Jaye ask for this very damn thing? Seriously, she asked repeatedly for "one little exorcism," and now she wants out? I don't get it. Katrina goes on with the exorcism as Jaye gets increasingly angry that she's tied up and getting doused with water, and her fury only makes Katrina think it's working. Jaye screams for help.
Sirens. Police cars. The cops have pulled over Father Scoffield. They ask for his license and registration, since his taillight is busted. The priest says it's a rental. The cop tells the priest to keep both hands on the wheel and heads back to his car.
Katrina anoints Jaye. Katrina says her mom told her they were crazy. Katrina screams that she's here for Jaye.
Father Scoffield is arrested. "It's a broken taillight," he says as he's cuffed and Miranda'd.
Katrina spouts Latin.
Father Scoffield protests, "It's a rental!," as he's led into the police car.
Katrina holds a knife to her chest and asks Jaye if she believes in the holy spirit, the Catholic church, the communion of saints, et cetera. Jaye shouts, "No!" and then, "Yes! Can you repeat the second part?" Katrina prays for God to tell her what to do and give her strength to stab Jaye in the heart. Do it, Katrina. Cast that demon out! Cut her to pieces! It's God's will! It's Tubey's Will! It's TWoP's will! Jaye tells Katrina to untie her and put down the knife. Katrina reminds Jaye that she asked for this and wanted it. Jaye says she didn't, and then says she did, but that she didn't think it'd be like this. She says that the animals aren't demonic. She pleads to be let go. "Look at what you're doing!" she says. The music ends, and suddenly that's enough. Katrina puts down the knife and sits down. Huh. Well, thanks for putting us through all of that. Katrina says she's just trying to get God's attention. The cops knock on Jaye's trailer. Jaye tries to scream for help, but Katrina covers Jaye's mouth with her hand. The cops say they have a witness who saw Jaye's car leaving the scene of an accident. They say they know she's home. Jaye bites Katrina's hand and screams for help. The cops bust into the trailer with guns drawn and tell Katrina to drop her weapon. If you ask me, everybody should be in jail without the key. Katrina says this isn't what it looks like.