MONDO EXTRAS

Now he's wearing a blue garbage bag as a diaper. He's somehow found a cab that will pick him up (even though the neighborhood is deserted) and arrives at the Clayton's McMansion. He throws rocks at their windows until the door opens. It's Dick. Who is less than pleased. But hey, he remembers Sam's name. Sam wants to know if he can borrow 80 bucks. Because he left his wallet in his other diaper. He thinks he's being charming, but he's just not. Wouldn't it have been easier for him to go home? And what cabbie would pick up an 80 dollar fare if he was wearing naught but a garbage bag diaper? Dick rolls his eyes, but lets him in.

Angela's downstairs, refuses to let Sam hug her. Which seems to surprise him. I don't understand why. I wouldn't have let him in the house in the first place. Down comes concerned Mel, who instead of ripping Sam's head off, which is what a normal rational and unmedicated person would do, is all like, "Are you OK?" Mel wants to know if the person he shared a cab with was flirty girl. Instead of abiding by the whole honesty is the best policy thing, he lies and says that he shared a cab with a guy named Mick. Who is the company security guard. He makes up a long elaborate story about how Mick puked on him, and didn't have clothes in his size because he's a dwarf. Even medicated Mel doesn't buy that the security guard is a dwarf, even if Sam claims he's vicious. Angela, also clearly medicated, smiles and sums up the situation for Dick, who has returned from paying off the cab, saying "a vicious dwarf vomited on Sam." Dick, who is the only sane person in this house, glares. I like Dick. However, I also liked him when he was called Red and he had a funny son who wore bell-bottoms.

Sam needs to go to the restroom. Angela gives him directions, but presumably he's been here before, if he knew which window to throw rocks at. And if he flooded the house. Again with the overthinking. I need to stop that. Whatever. The power goes out. This happens all the time... since the flood. Sam offers to help, he's good with electric stuff. Dick's like, just leave me alone.

Next thing we hear is Sam urinating and sounding so relieved. When the lights come on, we see that he's peeing on the goose. Angela and Mel are horrified. Hey, maybe their medication wore off. He thought it was the powder room. This big open room? Even in the dark, you would have think he would have been able to tell. Oh, and he couldn't wait two minutes for the lights to come back on. Sam's had time to pull his diaper up, apparently... and is walking with the goose to the sink to wash it off, calling on the five second rule. Some of the "juices" spill out of the pot, which of course no one rushes to wipe up. So when Dick walks in, he immediately slips. Even though Angela warns him to avoid "Sam's urine!"