Meanwhile, The Rock is in the house.
Hey, the Hardy Boyz got a ravioli commercial!
Back from the break, Edge and Christian can't believe that Triple H got a title shot. They decide to go cheer Kurt up, but he's not in his dressing room. The best part: one of them calls Kurt "pork chop." Huh?
The Hardy Boyz, fresh from shooting their ravioli commercial, head down to the ring with Lita. We are reminded that on RAW, Dean Malenko squirted mustard all over Lita, and then spied on her while she was washing off in the shower. The Hardyz came to the rescue, causing a "serious knee injury" for Dean. Tonight, the Hardyz will be partnering with Billy Gunn for some reason. It's like the WWF doesn't have enough time to fit in all the matches. What's that you say? The show is only an hour and a half long tonight? Ah. That explains the fact that there are about twelve wrestlers in each match.
Anyway, the opponents in this match will be Good Father, Bull Buchanan, and Val Venis (a.k.a. RTC). The Hardy Boyz get off a lot of their signature moves, as the crowd screams in appreciation. Billy Gunn apparently has a new finishing move to replace the Fameasser -- I guess it's called "The One and Only." Basically, he gets his opponent in a Sleeper Hold, lifts his opponent's feet off the ground, and slams the opponent down on his butt. It's about as lame as it sounds. Just as Matt Hardy sets up the Twist of Fate on Val Venis, Ivory distracts the ref (of course), and Steven Richards jumps in and kicks Matt in the face, allowing Val to get the pin. The RTC hauls ass out of there really quickly.













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