Edge and Christian are complaining about having to face Road Dogg and K-Kwik again. Up pops...Ashton Kutcher, here to promote his movie Dude, Where's My Car? I know it's already been used on Hissyfit, but upon hearing that one, my boyfriend said it should be called Dude, Where's My Career? Anyway, Edge and Christian misunderstand and think Ashton really lost his car. Tazz comes out and offers to help Ashton find his car. I know it's dumb, but Ashton Kutcher is pretty.
Molly Holly comes out to the ring. We see that Susan Sarandon is ringside. I never thought I would see Susan Sarandon on the WWF. Molly will be taking on Trish Stratus to determine who is the number one contender for the Women's Belt. Both women pull off some decent wrestling moves once again. Trish, in particular, has learned some new moves. Test and Albert come out and stand ringside, and start arguing with the ref. Crash Holly comes out and bashes Test and Albert both with a garbage can lid. Test and Albert pound on Crash while Trish takes the lid and bashes Molly. Trish gets disqualified, and the announcers wonder who the number-one contender is now.
A limo pulls up in the parking garage. Patterson assists Vince McMahon into a motorized wheelchair. See, because he got beat up on RAW. Vince looks so funny in his wheelchair! He is cracking me up.
Crash is throwing a fit to Mick Foley and Debra, because Crash thinks that Molly should be the number-one contender. Debra proposes that Molly, Trish, and Ivory should compete in a Triple Threat match at the Pay-Per-View. Mick makes contractually obligated remarks about how sexy Debra is. Debra continues to look like a corpse to me. I don't get it. Push-up bra does not equal sexy.