Edge and Christian come out and do a little rap insulting the crowd and the local sports teams, in this case the Rangers and the Knicks. That paves the way for K-Kwik and Road Dogg. Ugh. Enough. I can't find new ways every week to say how much I hate their team. I like K-Kwik. Road Dogg is a hack. The match ends when K-Kwik does a flying spinning heel kick to Edge's face. They hold hands while they walk back up the ramp. I'm all for men feeling free to touch one another and all, but that was kind of weird.

Now it's time to hear The Undertaker's thoughts on the Hell in The Cell match. You know, because he's been in them before. Blah blah blah pain blah blah blah career on the line blah blah blah bad-asscakes.

On RAW, the Dudley Boyz came out in white shirts and ties. Are they the newest members of RTC? I'm sure we're about to find out. Steven Richards gives a speech and gets booed. Ivory introduces the Dudley Boyz as the newest members of RTC. The Dudleyz come down to the ring and greet their fellow RTC members. D-Von testifies about how the RTC has shown them the path. Buh Buh Ray takes the mike and says that they "now realize that violence is wrong, scantily clad women are wrong, and what about the tables?" The crowd roars. Buh Buh Ray concludes, "If putting people through tables is wrong...then I don't want to be right!" It was all a ruse! The Dudleyz start cleaning house, and end up putting Steven Richards through a table.

Back at Dean and Lita's date, Lita is chowing down on about a million dishes of food. Apparently, she ordered everything on the menu. Dean tells her that she'll need her energy for later, and that she shouldn't deny her feelings for him. Lita starts talking with food in her mouth, and tells Dean that she wants him now.