WWF Smackdown

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Tazz is still talking to Ashton Kutcher backstage. Ashton is getting frustrated by everyone thinking he really lost his car. The Kat comes running up and asks for a private screening of his movie. Ashton shrugs prettily and they take off.

After we are reminded that Vince wants a divorce, we get an interview with Mick Foley. In it, Foley takes responsibility for the collapse of the McMahon's marriage. He seems depressed about it. As he walks off, he looks very, very wide. Just because he's not wrestling anymore doesn't mean he can let himself go to seed! I worry about his health.

Dean and Lita are in a hotel room. Dean tests out the beds until Lita comes out in a robe with bra and panties. Lita points out Dean's wedding ring and asks what his wife thinks about all this. Lita is trying to be sexy but she took a wrong turn at squirmy and ended up in scary. Dean turns out the lights to set the mood, but Lita wants them on. When the lights come on, we see Matt Hardy standing right by the bed, and he smashes a champagne bottle on Dean's head. The Hardy Boyz beat on Dean, and then Lita takes off with them.

It's time now for the Fatal Four Way match promised earlier. The Rock, The Undertaker, and Stone Cold all make their way to the ring. Kurt Angle comes to the top of the ramp and looks genuinely frightened at facing these three men in the ring. He walks down the ramp, and when his fireworks go off, he flinches and looks around. Ha! Angle does a good job of conveying trepidation. Did I mention that the first guy to pin Angle wins the WWF title? The three good guys each try to pin Angle, and one of the other ones breaks it up each time. First, The Rock and Stone Cold toss 'Taker out of the ring. Then, Rocky and Stone Cold exchange blows. 'Taker comes back into the ring and knocks Stone Cold out of the ring. Just as 'Taker sets up The Rock for the Last Ride, Angle hits them both from behind. Similar types of mayhem ensure, with one of the men nearly getting a pin and then one of the others breaking it up. The crowd starts freaking out because Triple H and Rikishi show up, having walked down an aisle or something. The two of them manage to take out The Undertaker, Stone Cold, and The Rock. Then 'Taker comes back and threatens to chokeslam Rikishi, but Triple H rescues him. Just as this evil alliance celebrates, Angle takes his belt to Rikishi's head. Triple H hits Angle with a chair. So, the point is that it's every man for himself on Sunday. I can't wait.

WWF Smackdown

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