Backstage, Vince yells at Brisco and Patterson, who are escorting a sobbing Stephanie from the arena. They ignore him.

I'm officially out of bird jokes. That doesn't mean that I enjoy or even understand Raven's music. Maybe inspiration will strike soon, but this week -- nothing. Raven will be taking on The Undertaker in a Hardcore match. First, Raven takes the mike to claim that he's "like a trapped animal" and most deadly when he's cornered. The Undertaker rides down to the ring, accompanied by his new Limp Bizkit theme. 'Taker kicks ass all over, and ends up doing a Last Ride which puts Raven through the announce table. The pin is just academic after that.

The Hardy Boyz come out and cheese it up. I'm still a fan, but come on, fellas. Tonight, they'll be taking on Chris Benoit and Perry Saturn. The match seems to be progressing along naturally until suddenly Jeff Hardy rolls Benoit up for the pin. Benoit is astounded. The Hardy Boyz run back up the ramp, like they can't believe it either.

Vince is on the phone again. Foley comes into the room, looking menacing. Vince asks if he's there to co-exist. Foley yells that he's still the commissioner, and that "any father that treats their daughter like that is garbage," and that Vince makes him sick. Foley walks out yelling, "Garbage, Vince!" Vince smiles and chuckles to himself. Interesting.

Earlier, Dean Malenko distracted Lita, and she lost her chance at the women's title. For some reason, Dean is in the ring with a microphone. Why? Dean claims that Lita was lucky to get a kiss from him on Monday. Chris Jericho comes out and invites Malenko to kiss his ass. Jericho calls Malenko a "past-his-prime nerd with the sex appeal of Urkel." Then he says, "So, Dean Mal-Urkel? It's go time." Dude, I love Jericho. Eddie Guerrero comes down to watch the match and a HUGE "Eddie sucks" chant starts up. After a few near falls, Jericho gets a power bomb on Malenko. As he goes for the Lionsault, Eddie interferes and Malenko gets the pin. Jericho tosses Malenko out of the ring, and then slaps the Walls of Jericho on Eddie and refuses to release him. Cut to Vince backstage, commenting that this is "all on the commissioner's watch." Once the refs pry Eddie away, Jericho puts the submission move on again. It takes five or six refs to get him away. He's crazy! He snapped! He has a vicious side!