Backstage, Eddie is screaming and selling his injury. Angle and Regal agree to get along in their match tonight, because they are civil. Kevin Kelley interviews The Rock about his upcoming match. Rocky tells a story about a little Kurt Angle and a little William Regal. It involves playing with balls. Little Rock gets involved, and actions are taken involving candy-asses and things being turned sideways. I'm sure you can fill in the blanks. Meanwhile, Stone Cold is strolling around backstage. What's up with that leather vest?

Angle and Regal start walking down the ramp, but suddenly Kane's music hits and he strolls out behind them. Apparently, he's accompanying them to the ring. The Rock and Stone Cold take twenty minutes to get down to the ring. Stone Cold and Rock kick ass. Kane interferes. Vince watches from the back. Ultimately, Austin pins Regal for the win.

Backstage, Vince is still on the phone. A lackey walks in, saying that there's an emergency phone call from Shane. Vince picks up the phone and is all, "When? What do you know? I'll take the private plane home tonight. Keep me posted." He hands the phone back with a big sigh, and tells the lackey that Linda was just rushed to the hospital. Vince limps over to a mirror, sort of crying. Once the lackey is gone, he looks up at the mirror and chuckles evilly. Ooh, he's bad. And he knows it.