William Regal "Beagle" comes out and issues a challenge to anyone in the back. Scotty Too Hotty comes out to try to win the European Championship. There's a Scotty Too Hotty lookalike in the crowd. Scotty Too Hotty does The Worm, and goes for the pin, but Regal gets a foot on the rope to stop the count. Regal battles back and gets the pin, retaining the European title.
Stephanie is admiring a bracelet that Triple H bought her. Harvey comes in and says there's an angry guy outside the door. Triple H grabs a wineglass and gets into defensive posture as Benoit walks in. It's funny to see him in wrestling tights next to Triple H and Stephanie wearing regular clothes for some reason. Benoit offers to go find and hurt Austin. Triple H thanks Benoit but suggests he worry about his upcoming match, because Triple H is confident that Austin will come to them. Cut to a shot of Austin watching this whole scene on a monitor, smiling, and walking away.
Michael Cole tells us that The Rock will be hosting Sunday Night Heat this week. How thrilling.
Kane and Benoit will be taking on Billy Gunn and Jericho, who is the last to come down to the ring. Jericho stops to jabber on the mic a bit, comparing Benoit and Kane's stature to "R2D2 and C3P0." Then Jericho says that Kane is like a hemorrhoid because he's "irritating, red, and a pain in the ass." Hey, I think someone forwarded me an e-mail with that joke just the other day. It sounds like one of those "jokes" that used to get faxed around in the days before e-mail. Jericho needs new writers. After a bunch of wrestling, Benoit gets the Crippler Crossface on Billy Gunn, who taps out. Benoit and Gunn win.
Stephanie drains a glass of wine, and then jumps up as the door opens. Harvey walks in with Kurt Angle. Kurt asks after Triple H, who is in the bathroom according to Stephanie. Kurt says that despite what he said on RAW, he still needs Stephanie in his corner. Stephanie reassures him that everything will be fine, and they hug. Of course, Triple H walks out just then, so Kurt beats a hasty retreat.
Tiger Ali Singh is talking to Lo-Down. For some reason, the guys in Lo-Down are wearing turbans as well. They all want to talk to Mick Foley about how Steve Blackman "desecrated" their turbans, but Foley is nowhere to be found. Debra comes along, and Tiger Ali Singh asks her to "run along" and find Foley, since that's her job as a woman. Debra gets pissed and makes a match between Lo-Down with Tiger and Blackman with the Dudleyz.