Tazz interviews Crash and Molly Holly. Tazz is really annoying. Please make him go away now.

In an interview with Jonathan Coachman, Stone Cold says that Triple H should be dead right now, and he's looking forward to beating on Triple H at Armageddon. Coach tells Austin that Triple H seems to be baiting him, and Stone Cold makes Coach his bitch. Well, he does! Sort of. He makes Coach say, "Yes, sir!" Triple H and Stephanie watch the whole thing on a monitor. Triple H says, "There's our surprise guest!" Really? I had no idea! He and Steph go to finish dinner and wait.

It's time for the whole Lo-Down/Tiger vs. Blackman/Dudleyz thing. Please let this be short.

Oh my God, is it over? We're back with Stephanie and Triple H. Trish Stratus walks into the room, and Stephanie wants to know what the hell she's doing there. Trish says she wanted to wish the couple a happy anniversary. Test walks in and says it's hard to believe it's been a year since Stephanie "did [him] the biggest favor of [his] life by not marrying [him]" and becoming Triple H's puppet. Wow, I can't believe they are acknowledging the whole Stephanie/Test thing! It so rarely happens. Stephanie even calls him "Andrew," just like she used to when they were engaged. Stephanie says she did herself a favor. Test grabs Trish, and they walk out. Huh?

Oh, back to the match that started and then stopped. The Dudleyz carry their table down the ramp. At the end of the match, Chazz distracts the Dudleyz outside the ring. While out there, Tiger and D-Lo put Blackman through the table for the win. Snore.

Stephanie gives Triple H an anniversary present. Harvey announces another visitor -- it's Rikishi. He tells Triple H that even though they are friends, it has to be every man for himself at Armageddon. Triple H agrees. Rikishi leaves. I hit fast forward.

Stone Cold walks down a hallway. Down a hallway! I love these little clips they show us that don't mean anything. They crack me up.