Triple H and Stephanie toast their anniversary. Harvey runs in and says that now he knows who Triple H means by "special guest," and that "special guest" is here. Triple H and Stephanie clink glasses. Do you see this going horribly wrong?
Angle, Edge, and Christian come down the ramp. Their opponents will be The Undertaker (who rides his motorcycle down to the ring) and The Rock. The Undertaker throws Edge and Christian around like little rag dolls and even does the Rope Walk. The King comes up with the idea to count how many times each team tags one another. Yeah, that would be interesting. Shut up, Jerry. Kurt Angle gets a big suplex on the Undertaker. I think it's impressive to do any move that lifts 'Taker up in the air. He's a big guy. Eventually, The Rock beats on Christian in the ring while Angle and 'Taker battle outside the ring. Edge hits 'Taker with a chair, which frees up Angle to run into the ring and do an Olympic Slam on The Rock. The ref is (say it with me now) distracted, and The Rock eventually kicks out. The Rock tags 'Taker just as Christian tags Angle. Kurt runs into the ring but sees Undertaker coming at him and stops dead. Hee! 'Taker sends Angle for his Last Ride and pins Angle for the win.
Triple H tells Stephanie to blow out the candles and then go wait in the bathroom so that he can turn out the lights and wait for the "special guest." The lights go out. The door opens, and we hear sounds of a struggle. Harvey listens at the door giggling, and then Austin comes up to the door. Huh? Like we all didn't know that wasn't Austin fighting Triple H. Austin walks into the room and flips on the light, saying, "Happy anniversary, jackass." Triple H is all confused and lifts up some debris to reveal who he was beating up -- Vince McMahon! Stephanie is all concerned and starts yelling, "Lay down! Lay down, dad!" I start yelling, "Chickens lay eggs and people lie down!" Is that right, Sars? [Yes. -- Sars] Anyway, that last scene, as predictable as it was, did a good job building the suspense -- I wasn't sure who the recipient of the beating would be until it was revealed.