The next group is pretty blonde-heavy, composed of Dani Knights (don't know her), teenage country singer Skyelor Anderson, 59-year-old Dorian Gray imitator Leroy Bell, Chelsea Musick (oh, just give it to her now, for God's sake, with that name), Ben Rue (I may or may not remember him), Paige Ogle and Cari Fletcher. Steve reminds us that Cari got "mixed reviews," which is a polite way of saying Simon thought she was cute but boring. We're about to see how they do on "Desperado," a song that is older than the median age of this group. Dani interviews that she wants to be a country star with her God-given talent, so we'll see how that works out. They all pose together on risers and keep getting interviewed in clips through the first part of the song, and we pick up on Paige Ogle singing. Leroy's voice sounds great other than a few pitch issues, and then Dani gets up and walks away with the song, almost literally. There's a weird edit, and then Cari and Skyelor each sing a few lines like today was the first time they heard it, which it probably was. Once they're offstage, most of the judges liked Dani the most, but Simon's favorite was Paige. Her last name's Ogle, how can she not be? It's like an invitation right there. There were also singers in that group they didn't like, but we're not getting any names yet.
Episode Report CardM. Giant: B- | 814 USERS: B-
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