"Everyone is going to be sad to see you go, we all loved having you here," Khloe Kardashian lies to Arin. We loved having you here until you stood there and sang "Hero" all shitty, Arin. This leaves the other bottom spot wide open for CeCe, Paige, and Beatrice Miller.
Britney tells Arin to take this as a learning experience, and notes that this isn't the last we'll hear from him. It might be, though. Britney's hair looks amazing for a change, but also a little bit like a First Lady Halloween costume. I love her forever.
After a commercial break, Mario Lopez announces that Arin Ray has left the competition, and one more act will feel the salty sting of Thanksgiving. "Whoo, emotional," Khloe adds mechanically. They are knocking it out of the park in the hosting game tonight. Without even wasting another breath on Arin Ray, Khloe and Mario introduce Cher Lloyd. She is thin and annoying.
This new song features another young girl who sounds exactly like Cher Lloyd, and everyone is like, "oh good, there's two of them." I think I like that Cher Lloyd is dressed like an old-timey saloon girl, but sluttier. Supposedly she is nineteen, which gives her the legal right to dance like that and wear a glorified, western-themed bra. The hosts tell us not to forget to buy Cher's new single, but it's likely that it will slip my mind.
Now, it's time for the results with all the works. Britney Spears is still three strong, despite the loss of Arin Ray. L.A. Reid should feel confident with "Bless the USA" Vino Alan and "Also Bless the USA" Tate Stevens. Demi Lovato's acts will be gone soon because she is a terrible mentor. Simon has two good groups.
Diamond White, of the Teens, is safe, as is Vino Alan. Salute the Troops. Carly Rose Sonnenclar is amazing and safe, and so is Fifth Harmony, who thanked God. Tate Stevens is through, to no one's surprise. The next act through is Paige Thomas, which really surprises her and everyone. This leaves Emblem Three, Beatrice Miller, and CeCe Frey. The final act through is Emblem Three. Is it Emblem3? I hope they spell it out. California boys are safe, Beatrice and CeCe are a wreck.