Young Americans

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Kiss And Tell

Finn walks down that grassy place that usually holds dogs. MamaVerve runs up behind him. He says that he doesn't need to hear another lecture and that he agrees with what she had said. She tells him about catching Will with the video camera. This time she calls the dean "my husband." "Did he say what he was doing?" Finn asks. "Oh, he was stealing it," MamaVerve declares. She says she knows that he and Will are close and she thought he might have an idea on how to handle this. "Giving me a lot of credit," Finn drones. He walks away. "Yes, I am," she says like she's about to cry. Distant shot of illicit love parting.

Ooh, the direction here is divine. As MamaVerve walks in the opposite direction from the departing Finn, Terri and Verve walk up through the parting of the trees just ahead. I remember when my high school drama teacher blocked that action for a very special scene in Neil Simon's Rumors. Yeah! Verve in a tank top! Twenty-four-year-old shoulder muscles. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Verve tells Terri that she wins. He says that Lena is obviously into her more than she's into him. Terri asks if she comes with a trip to Hawaii. Verve isn't in the mood for jokes. Who is in this show? Terri explains that some people just have better chemistry than other people and that some people click. How is that supposed to make Verve feel better? "Look, I'm sure you clicked with plenty of babes." This is where I desperately want Verve to grab Terri by the shoulders and say, "Look. I know you're trying to be a boy here. We don't say 'babes.' Not like that. You sound like a moron." Verve asks if Terri likes Lena. Terri stammers and says, "Oh, I don't know. I mean, she's hot. Right?" Verve asks for clarification on whether Terri thinks she's hot. "Don't you?" Terri asks. Now I'm confused. Verve says that no matter what happens, he's cool. "You're a guy. She likes you. Go for it." Cue Steel Drums of Non-Gay Love. Verve walks off as Terri says to no one, "What isn't wrong with this picture?"

Young Americans

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