Scout and Bella are flirting at the Friendly's counter. More boys walk in and take a booth. The Jack Black wannabe sing-songs, "We're starving! Some menus, please!" "Welcome to my life," Bella whispers to him, as if she's had to sleep with all of these guys. He gives them the menus and walks back to the counter. Will walks in and sits down. Because Will is only allowed to be angry at Scout for five minutes, he's instantly made up. "Cappuccino, sir?" smirks Will. "How 'bout I just blow some hot air into some milk?" "Why not? You seem to have enough of it, lately." Scout sets 'em up and Will knocks 'em down, people. Zing! Scout stares. Bella freezes with her straw in her mouth. Scout looks down. Will looks down and says, "You know, I signed you up for Celebrity Deathmatch." Scout says he's "psyched." What? What Celebrity Deathmatch? The Claymation? These kids haven't ever seen a talkie but they get MTV? Huh? Everyone laughs. One starved vein tries to reach out of Bella's forehead to snatch a bite of a cheeseburger, but she slaps it back in place. Everyone declares that they are "cool." Wannabe Jack Black says, "Tommy, I told you we're hungry. Just because the economy's good doesn't mean you get to slack off the work, huh?" I guess this means he goes to Rawley. No wonder they hate the Rawley kids. They get the worst lines. Bella says Jack Black must not recognize him. Scout says he recognizes Jack, though. Says he's Kyle Stratton. Scout goes into some John Houseman impersonation and says, "The economy is good and will remain good for those of us who invested wisely." Jack Black gives a double-take to end all double-takes. "Those of us whose fortunes ride on shaky tech stocks like strattontech dot com, better enjoy it while it lasts." Will chimes in with, "Yeah, because sooner or later those shareholders are going to realize their stocks are worthless and it's inevitable their bottom will fall out." Scout gives Will a look of everlasting love. Scout asks if Kyle would like an application with his order. "Who the hell are you?" Jack Kyle Black asks. "Just some Townie, sir." Instead of bitch-slapping Scout for saying that last comment, Will and Bella giggle into their hands. Jack Kyle Black and his friends stand up and leave (but not before he mutters, "Freaks"), ensuring that Friendly's didn't make a single dime that afternoon. "Let's just hope they'll need some service on their breaks this year," Bella says into her glass. Everyone looks shocked at Bella for hinting that she'd commit murder, and then they all begin laughing, as that's the very least of the crimes that the three of them have already done in the past two weeks. Plagiarism puts his arms around Incest One and Two and shares a warm moment with a cool, refreshing Coke.