Zero Hour
Zero Hour

Episode Report Card
Jacob Clifton: A+ | 133 USERS: C+
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The Light The Heat

Jacinda opens her trap and spews out an unbelievably sickening monologue about how Nice Guys and romance and he went to Jared and it's so awful and unearned and gross. I would rather read Fifty Shades Of Grey than listen to some awful cardboard bullshit couple talk about their gaywad love activities. Listen:

Vincent: "You took a 40-year-old man who'd never been married, a man who doesn't believe in something unless he can see it, and you made him believe in the one and only thing no one can ever see. Love."
Jacinda: "What makes you think love can't be seen? I've seen it. In Post-Its filled with poems, stuck on my bathroom mirror. And in a yellow tack given to me every single year on my birthday, knowing that wherever I stick it on the map, that's exactly where we're gonna wake up the next morning. And you know what? I see it in Hank's eyes every single time he looks at me."

Vincent freaks out because he is like, obsessed with Anthony Edwards's eyes -- because he thinks they are zombie Apocalypse Nazi Baby eyes -- but he is too bonkers to explain this properly to Jacinda, so she just thinks he's grossed out by her gross words.

EINSTEIN THING PLACE

Streep: "Let me do some of this Einstein math from the quantum chalkboard real quick... This is really hard, figuring out the secret of energy that he erased. Don't worry, though. I can do it."
Skeptikids: "Like Post-Its filled with poems, math is something you can't see, but we can see it. Because of science."
Streep: "Oh, I see the problem. Part of this was erased."
Skeptikids: "Uh huh, go on."
Streep: "It was a cryptovariable!"
Skeptikids: "You don't say."
Streep: "Shh, I have to do more math. I have to do all the math."

OUTSIDE

FBI Lady: "I am about this close to not believing in things."
Girl Skeptic: "Did you know that in the hospital, the last thing Einstein asked for was a piece of paper and a pencil?"
FBI Lady: "This is so stupid. Everything is so stupid. I just want to lose control of myself in a crazy lady rage and shoot a terrorist. Why do we have to go through this retardedly elaborate goat rodeo with the clocks and the cryptovariables and the..."
Girl Skeptic: "So he wrote down a thing we will find out later. And then apparently, while in the middle of dying, he took that clock and he buried it..."
Streep: "At the Einstein monument under a tree that you can see from here. Where nobody would ever think to look for it."

Zero Hour

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