White Vincent: "Okay, seriously I have to ask. Why do you keep trying to shoot me?"
FBI Lady: "Gnnnr! Arrrgh!"
White Vincent: "Oh no, no. Your husband wasn't collateral damage on that flight I blew up. He was the reason I blew it up."
FBI Lady: "Grrwlrrrr?"
White Vincent: Disappears. Mindfreak!

PICNIC TREE WHERE EINSTEIN TOOK A CLOCK OUT OF HIS MIND & BURIED IT, FOR JESUS

Everybody: "Thank goodness we found this clock! Too bad about your wife getting kidnapped for, seriously the fifth time."
Hank: "FBI, sorry you got mindfreaked."
FBI Lady: "That's the thing about a cryptovariable. You think it's a constant, then wham. Variable. What's important is that we investigate this clock further."
Clock: "Einstein, after a very busy day of dying and also burying things and erasing the secrets of energy, wrote an apology on a piece of paper for discovering physics and the other sciences. So it doesn't even have to do with the goddamn motherfucking Apocalypse."

SECRET PRIESTLY POSTGAME PATTER (NOSTER)

Ken Leung: "Psst. Do you have any friends getting shot at by Rosicrucians?"
Fr. Roc: "Yeah. Can you tell me about that? I realize it's a secret."
Fr. Leung: "Yeah but it's not a secret-secret. More like a secret handshake kind of a secret. What do you want to know?"
Fr. Roc: "Tell me everything. But also not really in a helpful way."
Fr. Leung: "You know how priests are a kind of person and Rosicrucians are a kind of priest? Well, the ones that shoot at you are a kind of Rosicrucian called Shepherds. They are into protecting saints and also relics but most especially, clocks."
Fr. Roc: "From whom? Just general, like, ne'er-do-wells or... like street toughs? Graverobbers?"
Fr. Leung: "No, pirates."
Fr. Roc: "This show just doesn't have enough crap going on."

PIRATE AMY IRVING? HOW DARE YOU

Amy Irving: "Thanks for taking down notes from that guy in backwards cuneiform. Now go do your homework, while I feed my locusts over here in this terrarium."