Hank: "Well, I give up. It's that time in the episode where I stop believing in things."
Girl Skeptic: "Remember that clock? It wasn't the clock we're looking for. White Vincent tripped up and got the wrong clock."
Hank: "I'm skeptical about that!"
Girl One: "Well, think about it. His famous clock in his office was a Biedermeir heirloom that was passed down through his family in the 1800s."
Hank: "So, not a Rosicrucian Jesus clock? Because that would be... I wanna say older?"
Girl One: "No, younger. Remember those cute guys in the suspenders were under the church making clocks in 1938."
Hank: "So it should be around here, but not in his stuff. And he was an Apostle of Made-Up Jesus, so he would have been more focused on the clock than real-life stuff..."
Girl: "So there's only one explanation. Einstein hid the clock the one place nobody would look..."
Boy, ver-fuckin'-batim: "HIS MIND."

MORE CHALKBOARD NONSENSE

Skeptikids: "What's that magic bullshit machine do?"
FBI Ladies: "It reads chalkboards and what they used to say."
Skeptikids: "You know what, that's very interesting. But also, Jacinda should know by now that she just has a regular heirloom clock and not a magic one."
Hank: "Exactly. This is how she proves that she has worth. By literally doing nothing, she is doing something."
Everybody: "Oh yeah? And what's that?"
Hank: "Waiting for me to yell, obviously, and run around ignoring everybody else because I am so important. Just like every week."

THIS IS MY SKEPTICAL FACE

White Vincent: "I've noticed you're doing a lot more nothing than in previous episodes, where you did literally nothing but roll around trying not to get dissolved by chemicals."
Jacinda: "I don't know if you know this, but clocks are kind of complicated."
White Vincent: "Just like your husband, huh?"
Jacinda: "Yes, let's talk about him. Even in our scenes about the scintillating clock repair storyline, the people demand more talk of Hank."
White Vincent: "Like a clock, you took a broken loser and put it back together. And just like every clock you've interacted with on this show, you did a so-so job at best."