Boy Skeptic: "Good point. I'm skeptical. I can't wait to have sex with you in Bavaria!"
Girl Skeptic: "You know what women love? That shit right there. What you're doing right now."

CANADA OR THE ARCTIC CIRCLE OR WHATEVER

White Vincent, how are you feeling? Bonkers? I thought so. Why don't you just stomp around naked for a while and then scratch a spooky clock into the mirror and then talk crazy for awhile and then take out your fake color contacts to reveal your Nazi baby eyes.

"Clock goes round and round and round until one day... it doesn't. That day is tomorrow, dearie."

Chance would be a fine thing, White Vincent. But I really don't think this is a two-hour show. I don't really think it's a full-season show, due to being awful, but I really don't think the "clock" will stop going round any goddamn time soon.

White Vincent: "Draw me like one of your French girls in one of your American movies." Nobody: "There's nobody here, you are just a sociopath Nazi baby all grown up, wearing fake color contacts like a common street whore. Now put your contacts back in because you look like hell, and put some clothes on because same thing."

SOME WACKY INUIT FELLA

Goose: "Hey, can you fly us to a place that is not a place and is on this map but doesn't exist and also nobody knows what it is or how to get there?"
Pilot: [So wacky, but so friendly. This is 'the part where the pilot is wacky, but friendly.']
Goose: "Great so yeah. Just take us wherever that... Hey do you remember a totally insane half-naked Apocalypse Nazi baby terrorist dragging a lady by the hair? Does that ring a bell?"
Beck: "Please answer honestly. I have a gun."
Pilot: "Uh yeah, obviously I would remember that. Get on the plane and stop being weird."
Goose: "Not a chance, bitch."

BAVARIA

Skeptics: "Are you Norbert Peter Steinke IV?"
Norbert Peter Steinke IV: "Which Norbert Peter Steinke IV?"
Skeptics: "The one that made clocks in the Thirties?"
Norbert Peter Steinke IV: "Oh yeah, sorry. Yeah, that's me. You wouldn't believe how many different Norbert Peter Steinke IVs I get mail for. One of them has a deplorable credit rating, it has caused me no end of financial complications."
Skeptics: "Can we come barreling in there and almost certainly get you murdered?"
Norbert Peter Steinke IV: "I'm gonna be honest, that doesn't sound like a fun time to me. You may have noticed that I am about a billion years old."
Skeptics: "But we found a magic clock! Like one of the ones you made secretly in the Thirties with a magical diamond in it with a map leading somewhere stupid that multiple people have already died regarding."
Norbert Peter Steinke IV: "The shit you say! Well come right in, that sounds harmless."