Fr. Roc: "This is the Rosicrucians. Just kidding, it isn't. Just kidding, it is."
Skeptics: "The who? We are not very good at our jobs."
Fr. Roc: "I guess we have time for me to explain that. A thing everybody knows already."
Goose: "So if they're this hidden Christian cabal that are obsessed with the Apocalypse, then ... what is this thing on this map? Is it a clock?"
Fr. Roc: "Well, it's a map, and that's a clearly marked location, so do you think it's a clock?"
Goose: "No, I think it's a place."
Fr. Roc: "Why on earth would you think that. God you are stupid."
Goose: "What is it?"
Fr. Roc: "It is so stupid you have to wait this whole episode to find out. Spoiler, it will make you barf. Literally you will vomit."
Goose: "I am already committed to spending most of this entire pilot episode looking 98% there already."
WHITE VINCENT'S HOUSE OF RUSSIO-GERMAN ROULETTE
Goose: "Hello? Is this my wife?"
White Vincent: "No, it is a weirdo."
"Do you know, Henry David Galliston, that you lived before? You're just a shadow of the past cast forward in time. Your name is no more 'Henry' than mine is... whatever they're calling me these days. Brother, if you knew the real truth, you'd lose your mind. As I've lost mine."
What White Vincent Is Literally Saying: Nonsense.
What I Think White Vincent Is Saying: "We are both Nazi babies."
What He Is Actually Saying: "I am the Nazi baby, and you are an Apostle of Christ who is possibly also a clone and may well be a Nazi baby on top of that. And a clock also. Can you deal with that? No? Then I am just going to be cryptic for a minute."