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Show	Status	Notes
Girls Club	Permanent Hiatus	The sharks are nipping at David E. Kelley's feet. Faster than you can say "Snoops," FOX cancelled DEK's latest foray into the life of the female lawyer, which featured the usual slate of gynecological tomfoolery and very pretty, very annoying girls. But if the grim day comes when you miss Gretchen Mol's work...well, her atrocities on this show live forever on TWoP. And also, you need therapy.
Glee	Active
Glee Project	Suspended Animation
Glory Days	Permanent Hiatus	Kevin Williamson described his bizarro Dawson's Creek/Scream franchise hybrid show as "sort of like a funny Northern Exposure." Except with killer clowns instead of moose. And, instead of snow, there were people getting bludgeoned, drowned, exsanguinated, stabbed, shot, harpooned, and flattened by pianos. You figure it out.
Golden Girls
Gossip Girl	Permanent Hiatus	The show started good and ended well, and somewhere along the way it was no longer necessary to really care. But that old feeling, that welling feeling behind the eyes that gave these kids their power once upon a time, that will always exist.
Great American Road Trip	Permanent Hiatus	It actually made us nostalgic for The Amazing Race: Family Edition and that's saying a lot.
Grey's Anatomy	Active
Grosse Pointe	Permanent Hiatus	The show within a show within a show within an enigma finally wound up in the rubbish bin, thanks to the idiots-that-be at the WB; you know, those guys who lose Buffy but manage to HANG ONTO NIKKI! Methinks that all those little not-so-subtle pokes at the WB hit home much harder than anyone thought they would. Or maybe a witty, smart, hilarious show about the behind-the-scenes hoots and hijinks of teen drama stars just didn't appeal to the WB suits. Yeah, that's it.
Hannibal	Active
Head Cases	Permanent Hiatus	It was a race to the finish to see who would cancel this show about two mentally unstable lawyers first: FOX or TWoP. And even though FOX technically won, I think we all come out winners here. The thing is, the show wasn't bad. But it also wasn't good. It was so totally, incredibly "meh" that the black hole of apathy its two aired episodes created has quite possibly rent a tear in the space-time continuum. Tip of the hat, however, to Chris O'Donnell, who really rocks the L'Oreal Man-Pouf, and to Adam Goldberg, who just plain rocks.
Hell on Wheels	Permanent Hiatus	We were hoping for another Deadwood, but this Western on AMC was just half-cocked.
Hell's Kitchen	Active
Heroes	Permanent Hiatus	For its first season, it was an example of how to do a mainstream geek show right. During its next three seasons, it became a textbook example of what not to do in serial television. Still, we're grateful for every minute of HRG.
Hey Paula	Permanent Hiatus	Promise of a new day, or a study of the chemistry between ennui and childish tantrums? Take one faded pop star-turned-personality, stir in a couple shots of no alcohol at all, down it with a handful of absolutely no prescription or recreational drugs, and a zero-tolerance policy toward cougar pedophilia. Add a bevy of cold-hearted entourage, a whole lot of rush rush rush, a refusal to shut up and dance, and you're blowin' kisses in the wind. She's forever our girl, but straight up: this was zero steps forward and an infinity back, both for Abdul's career and the reality genre at large. Let all the essentially nice, violently uninteresting pop divas of the '90s take note: when it comes to crazy, you're better off bringing the cartoon cat.
Hidden Palms	Permanent Hiatus	With a title that double-entendriffic, you would've expected this CW summer teen soap to have been a trashy, oversexed guilty pleasure. Instead, we got teen sobriety and Kevin Williamson's irritating brand of pop psychology masquerading as courtship. Things got freaky-deaky near the end, not coincidentally around the time things got interesting, but by then nobody cared and the CW pulled the plug.
High School Reunion	Permanent Hiatus	We here at the TWoP staff knew that one day people from our past would wind up on a reality show. In early 2003, seventeen classmates from Wendola's high school reunited to appear on this Big Brother-meets-Temptation Island carnival of naked pixellated ass. Guess who had to recap.
Homeland	Active
House	Permanent Hiatus	If only it was possible to sue a fictional doctor for dramatic malpractice. Still, we'll always have Cuddy.
How I Met Your Mother	Active