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There are two types of Staff pages. The Show Staff pages list the recappers for an individual show. The Show Staff page for any particular show can be accessed from that show's section. A complete list of all shows, past and present can be found on the |
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| a.k.a | Anna Beth |
| Likes | Shrimp po-boys, sunflower seeds, drinking, cussing, singing, cute shoes, iced coffee, foolishness, NBA basketball, semicolons, bleach, good hair, moist soil, funny tricks, expensive jeans, taking pictures, Red Bull, The South, and her mama |
| DisLikes | Food noises, people named "Kobe," subdural hematomas, the word "moist" except when applied to soil, horseflies, mayonnaise, expired antibiotics, eggs, washing dishes, leftovers, dirty counters, and your mama |
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| Bio | AB Chao grew up in Louisiana, met a hot Chinese boy, got schooled by him, married him, and had one perfect child. AB lives in a fine house with a turquoise porch, and pays the bills as a web designer. She cannot fix your web site. AB posts lots of pictures and says funny things, on the rare occasion she updates, over at |
| Recaps | Everwood, The Night Stalker, Grey's Anatomy |
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| a.k.a | Aaron |
| Likes | Film, Pop-Tarts, films about Pop-Tarts, and girls who are mean to him. Really. |
| DisLikes | Non-smoking sections, his job, and temperatures over 65 degrees Fahrenheit. |
| Favourite Shows | Farscape, Picket Fences, Crossing Jordan, Mysterious Ways |
| Bio | When not recapping hoity-toity shows on HBO, Aaron spends most of his time thanking various deities that his job in customer service no longer requires him to speak with actual customers. He also enjoys reading, going to the movies, long moon-lit walks on the beach, and occasionally stalking both Lauren Ambrose and Mike Binder (for entirely different reasons). He reviews all marriage proposals fairly and equitably, and plans to accept as many as possible. |
| Recaps | Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Mind of the Married Man, Oz, Carnivale |
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| a.k.a | Miss Hansen, if you're nasty |
| Likes | Stuff. |
| DisLikes | Other stuff. And people. Most people, in fact. |
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| Bio | Ace is an employee of a large university and thus considers herself particularly well-suited to recap Buffy's college adventures. She is currently obsessed with completing a large collection of tacky tiki shaped mugs. Anyone wishing to buy Ace's affections should start by sending her a portable Panasonic DVD player. |
| Recaps | Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Others |
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| a.k.a | Allison |
| Likes | Cheese. Music of all kinds. Crazy people. Crazy dogs. Brick houses. The Internet. British comic novels. Southern gothic. Good mysteries. Non-stop rocking. Sex. Pretty dresses. No Depression Magazine. |
| DisLikes | The decline and fall of R&B. Morning radio shows full of dumb people. TRL. Reality TV. Working my real world job. |
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| Bio | Al Lowe lives and works in Atlanta, GA. She doesn't like rude people, and suffers no fools. With her husband Chris, and their dog The Deuce, she stands firm on a foundation of love and cheese, eternally in search of the perfect biscuit recipe. She can often be found staring at an empty template page, not updating |
| Recaps | Deadwood, Gilmore Girls |
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| a.k.a | That's her real name, nitwits |
| Likes | Nice dogs, funny jokes, thrift shopping, rock, modesty, dark chocolate, cashmere sweaters (thrifted ones count double), sushi, Jack Daniels, and sweet, sweet lovin' |
| DisLikes | Rules, having to get up and be anywhere before 1 PM, vain braggarts, bossy bessies, excessive cigarette smoke, disrespect, people that chew open-mouthed |
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| Bio | Alex Richmond became a woman only after successfully completing many years as a girl. She is a full-time freelance features writer for several Philadelphia newspapers, including The Philadelphia Inquirer, The Daily News, and City Paper, and is the weekly bold-faced names (the polite way to say gossip) columnist for The Philadelphia Metro. She was born in New York City and lives in South Philly. She loves to say, "HowyaDOON." |
| Recaps | Now and Again, NYPD Blue, The Lone Gunmen, The Real World: Miami, Sex and the City, Lost, Ally McBeal, Bands on the Run, Dead Last, The Anna Nicole Show, Are You Hot?, Jake 2.0 |
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| Recaps | Popular, Dark Angel |
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| a.k.a | David Wiebe |
| Likes | Canadian McChickens (trust me there�s a difference), Vince Carter, DishNetwork, 1970s Progressive Rock, Crispy Crunch bars |
| DisLikes | Republicans, People magazine, Swiss Chalet, Democrats, Michael Eisner, people who don�t consume caffeine in any form |
| Favourite Shows | Meet the Press, The Simpsons, |
| Bio | Benzoate is a Canadian ex-pat who is currently scheming to return to his home and native land. But first he plans on leaving a wake of destruction and mayhem that nobody has seen since Bugs Bunny went nuts after he found out that the bounty on rabbits was only five cents. Remember that? Bugs is the bomb! |
| Recaps | Titans |
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| a.k.a | Elizabeth; Liz; "That loud woman in the corner with all the hair" |
| Likes | Woodchuck Cider, Red Vines, Chinese food, Dollar-Bud Night at the Lucky Bar, and Robert B. Parker novels -- often enjoyed at the same time |
| DisLikes | Waiting in line. That's the only one I can think of that won't make me sound like a complete raving freak. |
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| Bio | Raised in L.A., Camper lives in D.C. and refuses to leave despite fairly cold weather and a Republican presidency. Professionally, she's just another internet industry gun for hire. |
| Recaps | Queer as Folk U.S. |
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| a.k.a | Cate Poua |
| Likes | Maine, Roxy Music, vintage SPY magazine, Louis Armstrong's Mack the Knife, meerkats, beach rocks, the rooftop pool at the Monteleone, the all-night liquor store by the Monteleone, those awesome plastic sushi displays in the windows of Japanese restaurants, the icing on the cake, fiction with a knife |
| DisLikes | Slumlords, tent caterpillars, 900-degree weather, people who dis Miss Manners, pink hairbands on babies who have no hair |
| Favourite Shows | King of the Hill, Broken House Chronicles, Son of the Beach, CODCO, The Love Boat, rhythmic-gymnastics recitals on cable access |
| Bio | When not immersed in the fantasyland of television, Cate resides in the fantasyland of the past, with which she has a love/hate relationship. She writes about it at |
| Recaps | Freaks & Geeks, 7th Heaven, Revelations, Point Pleasant |
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| a.k.a | David |
| Likes | Bitching, moaning, sleeping, drinking, pointing out the flaws of others, puppies. |
| DisLikes | Stupid people who think they�re smart, boat shoes, suspenders, mushy apples, alarm clocks, guilt. |
| Favourite Shows | Strangers with Candy, |
| Bio | A disgruntled denizen of the imploding Internet economy, David sits and spins for a living in San Francisco. |
| Recaps | Wonderland, Oz |
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| a.k.a | John Ramos |
| Likes | New York, Mexican food, tennis, inside jokes, weightlifting, puerile humor that he should really be too old for, writing, bridge (yes, the card game, and no, he's not an octogenarian) |
| DisLikes | Network TV, UK "customer service," whiners, people who don't know how to steer themselves on the sidewalk, and people who don't know how to steer themselves on the sidewalk WITH UMBRELLAS |
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| Bio | John worked in the financial markets for ten years, but no one understood what he did, so he's kind of happy that that chapter in his life is over. After a two-year stint in London, he returned last year to his hometown of New York, where he's happily enjoying living in Brooklyn and covering first-run shows for TWoP. |
| Recaps | Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Classic), Oz (Classic), Everwood (Classic), Charmed (Classic), The Mountain, Veronica Mars, Farscape |
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| a.k.a | Dan Kois |
| Likes | Ahi poke, Boggle, sweet tea, the Green Bay Packers, the card game Oh Hell, shooting for ball |
| DisLikes | Babies with pierced ears, drivers who ask if he's going out, basketball-playing kids who call him "Kurt Rambis," misused apostrophes |
| Favourite Shows | Pardon the Interruption, |
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| Recaps | Lost |
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| a.k.a | Daniel MacEachern |
| Likes | Hockey, books, the music of Tom Waits, and movies in which a loose-cannon cop plays by his own rules. Well, as long as said cop gets results. |
| DisLikes | People who don't know how to drive. And even then he gets only mildly annoyed. He'd never give another motorist the finger or anything. He's generally a pretty agreeable guy. |
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| Bio | Daniel's a newspaper editor in Fort McMurray, Alberta. He's currently paying far too much on his mortgage with his wife and daughter, but life is good, because everyone in Alberta has an oil derrick in his backyard. |
| Recaps | Sports Night, Bachelorettes in Alaska, Birds of Prey, Miracles, Miss Match, Lost |
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| a.k.a | Deborah. But never Deb or Debbie or any other irritating variations thereof, unless you're angling for a free ride on the Size Nine Express (tm Sars). |
| Likes | Words, books, language, reading, writing...um, wait! Other stuff too: the 70s, meat, shopping for antiques, Sylvia Plath, boating, water, music (especially funk), obscure films, the colours purple and black, silver-coloured metals, Cary Grant, Keanu Reeves, confessional comics, lilies, orchids, cats, yoga, her Aeron chair, and sweet, sweet solitude. |
| DisLikes | Millions of things, but here�s a short list: incompetence, quasi-literacy, mistakes in print, bad architecture and design, the '80s, tobacco, winter, carnations, roses, fur, perfumed and scented things, canned pork and beans, allergies, the colour orange, noise, wimpy shoes, crowds, gold-coloured metals, people who don't signal, air travel, rodents/vermin, and misogyny. |
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| Bio | Deborah recently moved from the Middle of Nowhere to the Outskirts of Somewhere with her husband, Professor Frink. She is a freelance writer and editor; her company is Words to that Effect. Deborah spends every "spare" minute working on her website, |
| Recaps | The West Wing, The Practice, Trading Spaces, Joan of Arcadia |
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| Recaps | Queer as Folk U.K. |
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| a.k.a | Jon Neville |
| Likes | Smoking. |
| DisLikes | Children and pets. |
| Favourite Shows | Law & Order: Famous Ray's Original and |
| Bio | For four years, Demian studied diligently at Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois, in order to receive an entirely useless Bachelor of Science degree in Theatre. After spending five years flogging cigarettes and booze to the under-six set from the comfortable confines of one of Chicago's tonier ad agencies, Demian moved on to flog love to the under-eighteens. No, not like that, you disgusting, vile, foul excuse for a human being -- he works for a dating website. And he's here to tell you that everything you've heard about kids today from that movie Thirteen? Is true. Wretched, wretched things. |
| Recaps | Charmed, Supernatural |
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| a.k.a | Daniel J. Blau |
| Likes | Hot chicks, fast cars, the continuing cultural relevance of professional a cappella music and its rabid and vocal fan base, and the year that I was old enough to really remember and greatly enjoy the Mets winning the World Series. Oh, wait. |
| DisLikes | The public perception perpetrated by people who didn't grow up on Long Island that Billy Joel is, in fact, a big ol' cheeseball. And ugly chicks. |
| Favourite Shows | Favourite Shows: The Daily Show, animated series recommended by Wing Chun and Glark, anything not produced by Mike Fleiss |
| Bio | Djb hasn't come up with original thought that hasn't been set to music or published somewhere on the internet since the Fall of 1999. He has co-written a musical ( |
| Recaps | Roswell, Twin Peaks, Making the Band, The Real World: Boston, Oz, Push Nevada, The Bachelor(ette), Skin, America's Next Top Model, My Big Fat Obnoxious Fianc�, Six Feet Under, and The O.C. |
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| a.k.a | Sarah B., The Other Sarah B. |
| Likes | Traveling, staying home, Emily Dickinson, the United States National Park Service, manchego cheese and a nice Rioja, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Delman shoes, Marcella Hazan, nasturtiums, the convenience of Motel 6, that scene in Rocky III where Rocky is wearing short-shorts and racing Apollo Creed on the beach in slow motion, Jersey corn and tomatoes, planning things and making lists, saying "cram it," pistachio gelato. Oh, and Peter "Tall Freaking Drink of Water" Berg. And, wait! Also Peter "Eyelids of Lust" Sarsgaard. I think that's it. |
| DisLikes | When juice wears tights, movies that mix live action and animation (I am much like |
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| Bio | Sarah forms like voltron. This sometimes confuses the committee overseeing her "work" on a Ph.D. in American literature. A resident of Chicago's Ukrainian Village, Sarah often receives the evil eye on the street by mean old ladies. She kills those old ladies with kindness, and her long-suffering, blue-eyed husband Special Ed cleans up the mess. Sarah would like you to help distract her from the glacial pace of her academic career over at |
| Recaps | Head Cases, Supernatural, Friday Night Lights |
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| a.k.a | Paprika; Red; Erin Erin Erin the Red Baron (shut up) |
| Likes | Caffeine, Payless Shoe Source, my PS2, movies, alcohol of any kind, and little pink umbrellas that come in funny drinks |
| DisLikes | Taxes, the CTA, my neighbor Crazy Marie, the wet spot, and your hair. No. YOUR hair. Seriously, dude. Get that shit cut. |
| Favourite Shows | Anything on BBC America or FoodTV, Will & Grace, Smack the Pony, Project Greenlight, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, |
| Bio | Erin used to go by the alias "Regina," but as she's no longer wanted by the NSA for impersonating a secret agent, she decided that going by her real name would be okay. Erin currently earns a well-deserved paycheck as the premiere web bitch for |
| Recaps | American High, Grosse Pointe, The Agency, Alias, Heroes |
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| a.k.a | Evany Thomas |
| Likes | Sugargliders, baby hippos, yellow cakes with chocolate frosting, Yosemite, Las Vegas, weddings, pedometers, snackademics, public transportation, private baths, perfect naps, and the sun shining on my face |
| DisLikes | Swans, junkies, tailgaters, bunions, tomatoes, patchouli, chicken-themed gifts, too many carp in too-small spaces, and the sun shining on my face |
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| Bio | Evany is most famous for walking around for five days with a burst appendix, living through both the Los Angeles and San Francisco earthquakes, getting unforgivably drunk at her ten-year high-school reunion, and her impossibly thick hair. When she isn't busy crocheting laptop cozies or thumb-typing into her Sidekick, she can be found roaming the streets of San Francisco or over at |
| Recaps | Desperate Housewives |
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| a.k.a | David T. Cole |
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| a.k.a | Matthew P. Ehrlich |
| Likes | The Barcelona chair and ottoman designed by Mies van der Rohe (1929), Philosophy Hair Gel, Home Depot, what Kate Betts did to Harper�s Bazaar, and chicken-with-cheese sandwiches from White Castle |
| DisLikes | Paparazzi, the Miller Sisters, pollen, and laundry detergent with fragrance |
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| Bio | Gustave is going through some stuff right now. His family fortune was invested in Enron and United Airlines, and his accountant has subsequently put him on a strict allowance. His Tribeca loft is unlivable thanks to 9/11, and he has also been forced to sell his fabulous collection of mid-century furniture over eBay. Still, Gustave stays cool by reading crime novels, doing crazy things to porn with Photoshop, studying Pilates, and drinking green tea. |
| Recaps | Popular, 24, The Others, The Real World: London |
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| a.k.a | Gwendolyn Zepeda |
| Likes | Cute Japanese merchandise, crazy old needlework books, singing merry tunes on the way to work |
| DisLikes | Liars, brown-nosers, imitation mashed potatoes |
| Favourite Shows | Antiques Roadshow, VIP, Sewing With Nancy |
| Bio | Gwen is a scandalous career girl living in glamorous Houston on a shoestring budget. Oh, except for the fact that she never actually gets to do anything scandalous. Read all about it at |
| Recaps | Ally McBeal, 7th Heaven |
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| a.k.a | Heather |
| Likes | Anything Notre Dame, college football, the Airplane! movies, the song "Do They Know It's Christmas?," margaritas, Las Vegas, peanut butter, and my |
| DisLikes | Jewel, sharks, those thong-style sandals, TV shows that name themselves after specific decades, most vegetables, Tara Reid's pelvis, and C�line Dion. |
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| Bio | Heathen gave up a stable tech-reporting job in Austin, Texas, for the less noble and more unstable entertainment industry. She lives in Los Angeles now, embroiled in the daily struggle against going broke. Her old employers are laughing. Her hobbies include swearing, and swearing loudly. One day, she hopes to stop shouting at the television; failing that, she'd settle for a Diet Coke and some cheesecake. |
| Recaps | Making the Band, Wolf Lake, ER, Undeclared, Band of Brothers, Deadline |
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| a.k.a | Jacob Clifton |
| Likes | Stoli, Marlboro Red 100s, comics, efficiency, Biggy Shortie. |
| DisLikes | Sartorial apathy, waking up late, poor customer service, stalkers |
| Favourite Shows | Battlestar Galactica, Friday Night Lights, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, The O.C., Big Brother, Laguna Beach, Weeds, Gossip Girl, Nighty Night, Nathan Barley, Farscape, Mad Men, The Riches |
| Bio | Jacob lives and writes in Austin, TX |
| Recaps | The Casino, Entourage, American Idol, The Apprentice, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, Farscape |
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| a.k.a | Jeff Long |
| Likes | Julia Roberts, Julia Child cookbooks, urban planning, salt, Dolly Parton songs, St. Augustine grass, Rick Moody novels, seeing kids drop their ice cream, and hyperbole |
| DisLikes | Katie Couric, people getting on to the subway before people have gotten off of the subway, Alex Garland's The Beach, Star Jones, the terrorists, and raw cauliflower |
| Favourite Shows | thirtysomething, Six Feet Under, The Biggest Loser, The Comeback, Friends, Made, 30 Rock, Hazel, Law & Order, Sex & the City, and Twin Peaks |
| Bio | Born and raised in Alabama, schooled in Texas, Jeff is now an actor/writer living in New York City. When he's not staring up at those tall buildings, Jeff spends his time either telling the biker guy to "take your hands off of that nice lady" or asking what that extra fork is for. |
| Recaps | Just Legal, Viva Laughlin, Project Runway |
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| a.k.a | Jessica Morgan |
| Likes | Glossy fashion magazines, Diet Coke, trashy tabloids, iTunes, The New Yorker, true crime novels, Rosemary�s Baby, college football, cocktails, poker, gossip, etiquette books, architecture, the selected works of Judith Krantz, singing in the car, handbags, clever packaging, Las Vegas, cookbooks, eBay, reading, Mexican food, Chinatown, and young Paul Newman. |
| DisLikes | Pet birds, cigarettes, cotton balls, sweat pants in public, Pi�a Coladas, math, pumpkin pie, black licorice, clowns, and the fact that MTV never shows videos anymore. |
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| Bio | When she's not sequestered in the lab working on a synthetic version of human skin that can be used by spies to impersonate other people but which is also very easy to rip off dramatically, Jessica teaches CPR to blind children. In 1997, she won the Academy Award for best editing in a short subject for her film, Tastes Like Burning. In 1995, she earned a dual Ph.D. in Renaissance Literature and Astrophysics from UCLA. She makes her home in Los Angeles, California, where she is surrounded by thousands of other big fat liars. She and fellow recapper Heathen also spend a lot of time |
| Recaps | Jack & Bobby, The X-Files, Dawson's Creek, Kingpin, Line of Fire, Big Brother, Judging Amy, The Real World: Miami, Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty |
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| a.k.a | Joanna Hughes |
| Likes | Mashed potatoes; In Style; cheese; more cheese; William Hurt; Stockard Channing; pluots (a hybrid fruit combination of the plum and the apricot); American Fliers; introverts; movie theatre popcorn; lefties; girly drinks, preferably with parasols; duck confit; Leonard Cohen; New York City, and more specifically, Canal Street; latin dancing; ranunculi; Loehmann's; twinkle lights; men who are hirsute and/or baby-faced and/or slightly androgynous; the quiet; wedding pictures; fried things |
| DisLikes | White socks; nude pantyhose; ice -- chewing on, in drinks, etc.; grapes with seeds and most other fruits, too, except for pluots (see above); answering the telephone; co-workers in general; the drive from New Jersey to Connecticut; being told she'll "love" something or someone; people all up in her business; silverfish; Colin Farrell; gum |
| Favourite Shows | 90210, Buffy, A Year in the Life |
| Bio | Joanna braves the mean streets of Baltimore every day with her faithful dog Piglet at her side. Oh yeah, Pandora's there too. |
| Recaps | Survivor, The O.C. |
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| a.k.a | Joe Reid |
| Likes | Sleep. Sexy dames and plenty of 'em. Maaatlock! Also: pro football, college basketball, female vocalists, Sahlen's hot dogs, an obscure Canadian rock band you've probably never heard of, Oscar-bait movies of the Focus Features variety, flavored cream cheese, red bell pepper in salads, Labatt Blue, and three-foot piña coladas. |
| DisLikes | Crappy "Buffalo" wings, calling them "Buffalo" wings to begin with, Sox of any color, Coors Light, Braveheart, local news coverage, Notre Dame, Curt Schilling, |
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| Bio | Joe R had worked in some sort of library setting ever since he was sixteen, enmeshing himself in a blood feud with Joyce Carol Oates that every day threatened to evolve into Stockholm Syndrome. Joe grew up next to a Great Lake, so that flat "a" you heard is how he actually talks. His current ambitions include making more money and seeing the Buffalo Bills one day win the Super Bowl. The resulting loss of composure and dignity will no doubt be memorialized at |
| Recaps | American Idol, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Big Brother, Weeds, Hidden Palms, Brothers & Sisters, The Real World/Road Rules Challenge |
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| a.k.a | Stephanie Vander Weide |
| Likes | Peking ravioli, port, P.G. Wodehouse, Bonny Doon Vineyards, and p-adic numbers |
| DisLikes | Zucchini, infomercials, socks, dust mice, Semi-Homemade Sandra Lee (a.k.a. Wal-Martha Stewart), and loud noises |
| Favourite Shows | Blackadder, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Psych, Eureka, Jericho, Jeeves and Wooster, Deadliest Catch, Good Eats, Reliable Sources, The Office, Arrested Development, Supernatural, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica, and Star Treks. |
| Bio | After getting laid off by the Nefarious Media Conglomerate -- where she spent three semi-conscious years as a fine arts and photography book editor -- Keckler bought some clogs and a pair of really unflattering black-and-white checked pants, and graduated amid showers of awards and honors from culinary school. Currently ensconed (oh, shut up -- that was funny!) in San Francisco, she's a freelance writer, food magazine and cookbook editor, culinary consultant, cheesemonger, and test kitchen chef. She can make you a cream puff model of the Enterprise if you're deemed worthy. If you're hungry, go on over to her website |
| Recaps | Time of Your Life, D.C., The Fugitive, First Years, Century City, Enterprise, Apprentice: Martha Stewart, Top Chef, Farscape, Hell's Kitchen, Jericho, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Numb3rs. |
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| Likes | Writing, smooching |
| DisLikes | Not making any money, psoriasis |
| Favourite Shows | The Simpsons, |
| Bio | Key Grip lives in Manhattan, where he writes plays, screenplays, sketch comedy, TV spec scripts, fiction, and recaps for TWoP. Guess which of these pays the best thus far? You can also catch him performing around the city with his comedy troupe, Key Grip and the Best Boys. |
| Recaps | Boston Public, My So-Called Life |
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| Likes | Diet Pepsi, redheads, cheesy teen movies, little kids with British accents, off-brand reality shows, feminism, being an aunt, the late much-lamented Might magazine, and kicking it old school |
| DisLikes | People who think they are superior because they don't watch television, people who think they are superior because they don't watch reality television, people who think they are superior in general, blisters, getting up early, and people who are mean to animals |
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| Recaps | The Bachelor, Bones, The Book Of Daniel, Boot Camp, Dark Angel, The Dead Zone, Ed, ER, Fastlane, Felicity, Freakylinks, Gideon's Crossing, Invasion, Joe Millionaire, John Doe, Karen Sisco, Life As We Know It, Love Cruise, The Lyon's Den, The Mole, The Nine, Oz, Party of Five, The Real World, Rescue Me, The Real World/Road Rules Challenge, The Simple Life, The Sopranos, Summerland, Tough Enough, Trading Spaces, WWF Smackdown |
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| Likes | Cats, New York System hot wieners (all the way), frozen lemonade, Providence, Amtrak, Paris, biking, D.C. United, and ultra-campy queer movies. |
| DisLikes | People who criticize regional accents and phrases, gay Republicans, the D.C. Metro, most sports, pollen, raw tomatoes, and the constant sounds of construction in his neighborhood. |
| Favourite Shows | Ugly Betty, The Simpsons, Heroes, Creature Comforts, Xena: Warrior Princess, and NewsRadio. |
| Bio | LTG is, shockingly enough, a lawyer. He spends most of his time practicing pension and benefits law in D.C. The rest of his time he spends watching way too much television, hanging out with his friends, traveling to visit his family in Rhode Island, or contemplating his next trip to Paris. |
| Recaps | Samantha Who?, Grey's Anatomy, The West Wing, and Lost. |
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| Likes | Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, monkeys, dirty martinis with extra olives, UCLA athletics, Steve Madden stiletto heels, Mexican food, wholpins |
| DisLikes | USC, dolls, Los Angeles traffic |
| Favourite Shows | Grey's Anatomy, Project Runway, Lost, Arrested Development, Dynasty, Footballer$ Wives, Psych |
| Bio | Lauren S. is a Southern California native who loves college football and swears way too much. Though she suffers typical L.A. road rage, the rest of the time she is a mild-mannered and lovely human being who enjoys British mystery novels, recreational shopping, watching any number of Aaron Spelling shows on SoapNet, and mentally redecorating her apartment just in case she comes into a large sum of money. |
| Recaps | Commander-In-Chief, The West Wing, Six Degrees, Grey's Anatomy |
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| Likes | Monkeys, chickens, soy lattes, furry porn, and sometimes babies |
| DisLikes | Milk |
| Favourite Shows | Harvey Birdman, Friday Night Lights, Meerkat Manor, Gilmore Girls, Home Movies, Veronica Mars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 30 Rock, The Barefoot Contessa, Wonderfalls, Iron Chef when it is not Bobby Flay |
| Bio | Lulu recently gave up all aspirations other than housewifery. She now spends all her time at home and spends all her disposable income on cleaning supplies, bonbons and Mary Kay Satin Hands. She parks her pink El Dorado on the mean streets of Brooklyn. |
| Recaps | Dark Angel, The Sopranos, Lost |
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| Likes | My wife Trash, my son M. Tiny, my three cats, my house, my life |
| DisLikes | "Low-carb" notices everywhere, tuning guitars, drivers who have no respect for the fact that I'm stuck behind their slow asses, things that don't stay fixed after I fix them (which may explain the tuning guitars thing) |
| Favourite Shows | The Daily Show, |
| Bio | M. Giant looks forward to a time when he stays home all day and makes a living as a freelance writer. He also looks backward to that time, as well as to a season as the Staff Writer for Minnesota Public Radio's A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor. At the moment he's doing something else. A published playwright, doting husband, new father, bumbling homeowner, and caretaker to three cats, his life is chronicled in punishing detail at |
| Recaps | 24, Six Feet Under, Rome, Windfall, Rock Star, Runaway |
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| Likes | Doin' it right on the wrong side of town. |
| DisLikes | People who feel the need to inform her that Noel isn't spelled Knoll; people who ignore the |
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| Bio | Maggie is in the process of stickin' it to The Man once and for all and will soon be self-employed, possibly as a stilt-walker. Or in small engine repair. |
| Recaps | Felicity, Freaks & Geeks |
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| Likes | Prince, E.M. Forster, Polaroid cameras, jazz hands, and movies that feature big song-and-dance routines |
| DisLikes | People who carry large purses and spillable drinks onto a dance floor, SUVs |
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| Bio | Manimal works as a web writer, but cherishes a secret dream of becoming a Vegas dancer. |
| Recaps | Jack & Jill, The Real World: New York, The Fugitive, Alias |
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| Likes | Sugared cereals and running with scissors |
| DisLikes | Anything involving a time frame or snakes |
| Favourite Shows | Inside the Actors Studio, |
| Bio | Megyn is an Irish-Southern minx shrouded in mystery and intrigue. She currently resides in Los Angeles and enjoys stalking David Duchovny in her spare time. By day, she works for an entertainment public relations agency which has, in exchange for her toils, taken her mortal soul. By night, she procrastinates. In addition to writing for TWoP, Megyn is an accomplished martial arts expert and aspires to one day head up an elite crime-fighting force so she can wear a cool costume. |
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| Likes | The Frames, Java Chip Light Frappuccinos, Mike Krzyzewski, Little Miss Sunshine, Stila, the Zen Vision:M, the Sprint commercial where the guy throws his phone at the other guy, good judges, The Wal-Mart Effect, Peking chicken, Wait Wait! Don't Tell Me, things that are on sale, boys who make her laugh, the soup they serve on Tuesdays at the café downstairs from her office, WordPress, BlueHost, and the "hey la" section at the end of the New Pornographers' "The Bleeding Heart Show." |
| DisLikes | Broccoli, bands with "hilarious" names, everyone who comes in second on American Idol plus Constantine, when her computer overheats, long meetings, reading the words "the reason is because," the columnist who used to write about Wisconsin for the St. Paul paper, Wisconsin, people who spell her handle with one L, reality-television snobs, people who hold their children's birthday parties at the gym, men who use the word "ladies," and the shoe store that made her four-year-old nephew cry. |
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| Bio | Miss Alli hangs out in the balmy paradise of Minnesota, where she is a part-time writer and a part-time attorney. No, really. She can usually be found watching DVD audio commentaries, defending reality television, reading about ways to make her apartment look bigger, and having long, meandering arguments with the people she really likes. She airs her id at |
| Recaps | The Amazing Race, Big Brother, Married By America, Survivor, The Apprentice, The West Wing |
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| Likes | Watching the DVD of Fight Club in French, bumblebees |
| DisLikes | The words "salve" and "juxtaposed," math |
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| Bio | After completing a near decade of higher education in time for the true millennium, miss parker has become a high school teacher. That way, she can shamelessly watch |
| Recaps | The Sopranos |
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| Likes | George Eliot, George Cukor, George Harrison, musical theater, nonmusical theater, Britain and all things British, Homestar Runner, hoodies, jack o'lanterns, nuns, postcards, corduroy, coffee (as a beverage and as a social event), discussing anything with preschoolers |
| DisLikes | Those extendable/retractable dog leashes, bikers who ignore traffic signals, the James Bond franchise, Comedy Central commercials, the bass riff between scenes on Seinfeld, Woody Allen movies, tea, four-leaf clovers used in place of shamrocks, chemotherapy, saxophones |
| Favourite Shows | The Office, The Colbert Report, The Riches, Supernanny, Arrested Development, Mad About You |
| Bio | Mollie is a proud native of Scranton, PA, home of the fictional Dunder Mifflin, Inc. She now resides in New York City with her twenty-something box turtle, who does not care to divulge his age. She fills her days going to the theater, going to church, babysitting her nephews, copy-editing and impatiently awaiting her upcoming wedding. Mollie offers unsolicited opinions about the arts and bitter complaints about the subway system at her blog, |
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| Likes | The Oakland Athletics, the occasional adult beverage, jaunty Broadway showtunes, and |
| DisLikes | There is not enough bandwidth in the western world to provide a complete list, but we can probably boil it down to those who oppose the Oakland Athletics, people who fail to uphold their end of the social contract, and, more often than not, myself. |
| Favourite Shows | The Wire, Good Eats, The Office, The Colbert Report, Cheap Seats, and any Major League Baseball game not broadcast on Fox or featuring the commentary of Joe Morgan |
| Bio | When not reporting on the dealings of a Cupertino, Calif.-based computer company for a popular Mac Web site, Philip toils for the greater good of humanity by writing about |
| Recaps | Kidnapped |
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| Favourite Shows | Nip/Tuck, 30 Days, |
| Bio | Mr. S was raised by bears in the woods of the Watchung Reservation in New Jersey. |
| Recaps | 7th Heaven, Bands on the Run, Bridezillas |
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| Likes | Collecting various animals as pets, travelling, changing jobs, wine, ice cream |
| DisLikes | Jerry Falwell, people who come to her front door and ask if her parents are home, large flowers used as fashion, USAir |
| Favourite Shows | The Simpsons, |
| Bio | Nicole grew up in New Jersey but now lives in the buckle of the Bible Belt. She is not happy about this, and that is why she spends money she doesn't have to visit people all over the US and Canada. She has also never seen a full episode of |
| Recaps | Third Watch, Sex and the City |
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| Likes | Her cat Wiley, road trips, gin and tonics, antique markets, sailing, reading, Trivial Pursuit, penguins, documentaries, Mr. Burns, the 'snooze' button, and Terry's Chocolate Orange |
| DisLikes | Cilantro, rank subway stations, slush, doing dishes, getting woken up, Michael Douglas and anyone associated with him |
| Favourite Shows | Law & Order, |
| Bio | Niki lives in Toronto, where she somehow manages to pay her bills as a freelance writer and editor. In her free time, she enjoys riding shotgun, reading, fantasizing about writing fiction, and - brace yourself - watching TV. |
| Recaps | Once and Again, MDs |
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| Likes | DVD extras, video games of all creeds and colors, writing, reading, reading about writing, reading too many web journals, stadium-seating theaters, fine comedic stylings, traveling, Radiohead, |
| DisLikes | A child. Most channels that aren't HBO. Secondhand choke. |
| Favourite Shows | Mr. Show, The Sopranos, The Larry Sanders Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Twin Peaks, Pardon the Interruption, Arrested Development, The Office (both versions), My Name is Earl, 24 |
| Bio | Omar G. used to think he was alone in the pop culture wasteland, and then he met the Television Without Pity posse. He started a site, |
| Recaps | City of Angels, Third Watch, Smallville |
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| Bio | Owen calls Atlanta, The City Too Hateful To Be Busy, home. He sometimes stops whining long enough to enjoy really bad TV movies such as Nightmare in Badham County and Why Me? His other activities include trying to get paid what he's worth, finding a man who can truly appreciate him, and terrorizing service people. |
| Recaps | Charmed, Sex and the City |
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| Likes | Johnny Depp, John Travolta, John Cusack, John Henson, Jon Stewart, Johnny Rotten and John Waters |
| DisLikes | Jonathan Taylor-Thomas, John Stamos, Johnny Mathis, Johnson and Johnson, John Q. Public, Johnny DrinksTooMuch and John Tesh |
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| Bio | You can find more about pamie at |
| Recaps | Get Real, Ally McBeal, Young Americans, Real World: San Francisco, Popstars, Making the Band, The Sopranos, Gilmore Girls, Queer As Folk U.S., Mondo Extras, Boomtown, Tarzan, The Osbournes, Wonderfalls |
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| Likes | Diet Coke, gum, chocolate, cookies, ice cream, classic rock, sleeping, babies, dogs, baseball, tag-team people watching (it's not just a spectator sport), Noah Hunt, Ben Affleck, George Clooney, Goran Visnjic, Jeff Hardy, Chris Jericho, Lip Medex, people who think I'm funny, and shopping in Canada with U.S. dollars |
| DisLikes | Bad grammar, bad spelling, a myriad of fashion faux pas, forever being ten minutes late, coffee, mushrooms, mustard, John Travolta, Gwyneth Paltrow, two-footed drivers, willful ignorance, corporate lingo, mandatory business attire, and the ever-present evil co-worker |
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| Bio | Rock star by night, financial-industry goddess by day, Pooh spends her free time cruising around New Jersey in her SUV, preaching the proper spelling of "definitely" and "separate." She firmly believes she'll be rich and famous one day, but doesn't really want to work for it. |
| Recaps | Law & Order: SVU |
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| Likes | Cher, the Pittsburgh Steelers, summer, Lucinda Williams, high heels, sparkly things, sleeping in, tennis, ginger ale, chocolate, Loretta Lynn, tequila, girls |
| DisLikes | Winter, walnuts, Daylight Savings Time, Gwyneth Paltrow, being on time, mustard, jerks, people asking if she is Polish |
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| Bio | Potes lives in Providence, Rhode Island, where she works hard to bring a sense of humor to the non-profit sector. She co-wrote a full-scale musical extravaganza ( |
| Recaps | America's Next Top Model, The Road to Stardom with Missy Elliott, There & Back, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency |
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| Likes | peppermint tea, Bob Marley, Sarah Harmer, Ang Lee movies, and an extra-large helping of Tobey Maguire |
| DisLikes | slush, people who stand in the middle of the dance floor without moving, and patchouli incense |
| Favourite Shows | That '70s Show, Frasier, |
| Bio | Ragdoll has sold her soul to the devil. By day, she is a small part of a large company who produces specialty television channels. By night, she slaves away in her writing room, trying to finish a novel. |
| Recaps | The Practice, One Tree Hill |
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| Likes | Mexican food, clothing stores with fashionable petite lines, my car, moody instrumental music, sleeping, when a plan comes together |
| DisLikes | Fake British accents, "vintage" t-shirts, excessive use of emoticons, when my hair does that thing, people who try to get by traffic by driving on the shoulder, when I stop for pedestrians at crosswalks and they deliberately walk as slowly as possible |
| Favourite Shows | All My Children, Arrested Development, The Avengers, Dallas, |
| Bio | Sara used to live on the East Coast. Now she lives in Los Angeles, where she's discovering a new world of affordable avocadoes, sushi, flip-flops as acceptable office wear, weekend trips to Vegas and Mexico, mandatory valet parking, low-flying police helicopters armed with searchlights, and traffic. Read more about it at |
| Recaps | 7th Heaven, Gilmore Girls, House, The O.C. |
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| Likes | Baseball, black boot-cut pants, Diet Coke, Aimee Mann, William Fichtner, true crime, famous original Chapstick, Mexican food, almond-scented beauty products, replacing parts of movie titles with the word "poo," and coffee 'n' smokes on a crisp autumn morning in Manhattan. |
| DisLikes | Raisins, lazy English usage, people who wear sweatshirts over turtlenecks, David Spade, Harry Knowles, John Updike, That Guy, failure to signal, spiders, sexism, humor at the expense of the fine state of New Jersey, and when Mr. Stupidhead tells that story about how she broke her ankle while pretending to be a horse |
| Favourite Shows | Degrassis old and new, Dinner For Five, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Law & Order: The Mothership, |
| Bio | Prior to helping found Television Without Pity, Sars worked as a church secretary, a file clerk, a pool tester, a CD-ROM producer, an antiquarian book dealer, and a Penthouse proofreader. Read more about the resulting ulcer at |
| Recaps | Dawson's Creek, ER, My So-Called Life, The Sopranos |
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| Likes | Sandwiches, ancient Chinese piercing weapons, long walks on the beach |
| DisLikes | Rudeness, salad-in-a-bag, buffalo-head nickels. |
| Favourite Shows | Chico and the Man, Q-Bert |
| Bio | Sep was born in a bustling bazaar just west of East Bangladesh, which I guess puts it somewhere in Central Bangladesh, on 131st Street and Main. Left to fend for herself, she got by on her wits, selling naughty hood ornaments whittled from old fence posts and stealing the odd plantain for breakfast. Enticed by the steel-blue eyes of a passing carnival barker, Sep hit the road, getting by on her wits and selling naughty hood ornaments whittled from petrified elephant dung and stealing the odd honeydew for lunch. Eventually her travels brought her to Austria, where in an effort to get the carnival top billing in the annual Strudel Parade she turned the Von Trapp children over to local authorities. Impressed, the German Intelligence Agency enlisted Sep's help in international espionage operations, until finally, on assignment in sunny California, where she was secretly getting by on her wits and selling naughty hood ornaments whittled from endangered redwoods and stealing the odd sushi roll for dinner, she decided to hang up her cloak and spork and live the recapper's life. |
| Recaps | Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Real World: San Francisco |
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| Likes | Chinese dumplings, Zingers (both the snack food and the snappy comeback), Dr. Pepper, P.M. Dawn, mailing boxes of raw hamburger to |
| DisLikes | Mayonnaise, pundits, people who use "dialogue" as a verb or "signage" in any context |
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| Recaps | Pasadena, American Idol, Firefly, The Bachelor, Tru Calling |
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| Likes | Scharffenberger bittersweet chocolate, comic books, structuralism and poststructuralism, the cyberpunk genre, the late great Stephen Jay Gould, Title IX, In 'n' Out Burger, shoes that have a hard "C" sound in the brand name (Camper, Keen, Kenneth Cole), furtively reading at work, swimming, any wine with "pinot" on the label, and the Oakland A's |
| DisLikes | Many, many things. A random excerpt from the OED-sized catalog includes: pipes flooding the house when you're on vacation, misogyny, pollution, milk chocolate, the Emmys, non-diet colas, creationism, and commuting |
| Favourite Shows | Nearly every HBO drama produced (but none of the comedies), much of the Cartoon Networks' Adult Swim, Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee (for heckling purposes), Good Eats (for actual cooking purposes), The Colbert Report, My Name Is Earl, Arrested Development, and Cheap Seats |
| Bio | Lisa Schmeiser would be |
| Recaps | C.S.I., C.S.I. Miami, Las Vegas, Prison Break, Big Love, Farscape |
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| Likes | bars, dogs, baseball, Thanksgiving, the moment the lights go down at the movies, snack chips of all kinds, Paul Auster novels, gum, Jeff Bridges, staying up late, coffee, funny girls, and laughing so hard you feel like you're going to throw up but you actually don't, and your mom |
| DisLikes | cleaning, cooking, most vegetables, people who are mean to animals, movie trailers that tell you the whole story, Good Charlotte, and people who don't use their turn signals |
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| Bio | Stee is a busy actor/writer living in Los Angeles. When he's not searching for dive bars with pool tables, stee acts in films, on stage, and with his comedy troupe Film Pigs. He also writes screenplays, plays, and is writing for television. He recently completed his first novel. Stee also directs short films, writes for the web, and dances on Solid Gold: The New Season. He has been married to national treasure Carol Channing now for fourteen glorious years. |
| Recaps | Road Rules, Chains of Love, The $treet, Temptation Island, The Osbournes, Sorority Life, Britney & Kevin: Chaotic, The Real World |
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| Likes | Petty grudges, good books, bad television, her chinchilla, playing devil's advocate, complaining about her many dislikes |
| DisLikes | Centipedes, laugh tracks, 95\% of fandom, peanuts, Oliver Stone, and too many other things to name |
| Favourite Shows | Farscape, Babylon 5, The Singing Detective, Fawlty Towers, The Prisoner, Aeon Flux? whoa, I'm such a geek. Yikes. |
| Bio | Strega grew up watching Star Trek, Monty Python, and David Letterman, which probably explains a great deal. She was born in California, went to college in Illinois, and now lives in suburban Maryland, where she works in a gray, suburban office building. Strega spends far too much time thinking about cookies. Every so often, she remembers to update |
| Recaps | Angel, The West Wing, Carnivale, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape |
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| a.k.a | Tubeelzebub |
| Likes | Boxy ladies with good reception. Prefer newer Japanese models but will settle for American made in a pinch |
| DisLikes | Sense of Entitlement, The Swedish |
| Favourite Shows | Riptide, The Prisoner |
| Bio | Well we all have a face That we hide away forever And we take them out and Show ourselves When everyone has gone Some are satin some are steel Some are silk and some are leather They're the faces of the stranger But we love to try them on Well we all fall in love But we disregard the danger Though we share so many secrets There are some we never tell Why were you so surprised That you never saw the stranger Did you ever let your lover see The stranger in yourself? Don't be afraid to try again Everone goes south Every now and then You've done it, why can't Someone else? You should know by now You've been there yourself Once I used to believe I was such a great romancer Then I came home to a woman That I could not recognize When I pressed her for a reason She refused to even answer It was then I felt the stranger Kick me right between the eyes Well we all fall in love But we disregard the danger Though we share so many secrets There are some we never tell Why were you so surprised That you never saw the stranger Did you ever let your lover see The stranger in yourself? Don't be afraid to try again Everyone goes south Every now and then You've done it why can't Someone else? You should know by now You've been there yourself You may never understand How the stranger is inspired But he isn't always evil And he isn't always wrong Though you drown in good intentions You will never quench the fire You'll give in to your desire When the stranger comes along. I am Tubey. |
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| a.k.a | Julia Clinger |
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| Recaps | Jack & Jill |
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| a.k.a | Jimmy D |
| Likes | Midnight strolls through the 'hood; humming Ramones songs as loud as humanly possible; tight underwear (my own); people named "Dick"; taunting the elderly; yelling "Get a job, hippies" at Grateful Dead/Phish/Widespread Panic concerts; dancing naked in my front window and waving at the kids walking to school; and puppies. |
| DisLikes | TGI Fridays; uppity people who act like they don't like being called "dirty shitlicker"; jock itch; people with emphesema; Hello Kitty merchandise; tequila hangovers; hastily planned golden showers; judges who can't take a joke; and those damned radishes. |
| Favourite Shows | The Wiggles, Strangers With Candy, |
| Bio | When Uncle Bob isn't thinking up new curse words with which to describe Corey Feldman, he works dilligently in the tourism industry. He's the father to the world's most handsome little boy Andrew, the husband to the long-suffering Susie and, when he steps away from the computer, is generally regarded as a valuable member of his community. Or so he says. Uncle Bob is the oldest recapper on the site, having just celebrated his seventy-first birthday in June. He spends his free time cleaning his colostomy bag and giving Jack Nicholson pointers on how to pick up women young enough to be his granddaughter. He curses a lot because he can. |
| Recaps | Ed, The Surreal Life, Fraternity Life |
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| a.k.a | Wendy McClure |
| Likes | Chewing gum, really old music videos, shiny things. |
| DisLikes | Tapeworms, mustard, step aerobics, having her cake left out in the rain, Lenny Kravitz, blunt trauma. |
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| Bio | Wendola lives in Chicago and edits really short books for a living. Her writing has appeared in BUST magazine, Australian Style (no, she doesn't really know how that happened, either), and a few little journals nobody's ever heard of. She has a website called |
| Recaps | Glory Days, Wasteland, Law & Order: SVU, High School Reunion |
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| a.k.a | Tara Ariano |
| Likes | Cereal, naps, Ballistic, talking shit, candy, new books, Elliott Smith, Coca-Cola Classic, Jerry Orbach, the Beatles 1965-68, and Bring It On |
| DisLikes | Alarm clocks, migraines, people who think Heather in The Blair Witch Project was a bitch, Salon.com, and The Man |
| Favourite Shows | The Daily Show, |
| Bio | Wing Chun wrote this bio at 4:28 AM on a weekday, which tells you nearly everything you need to know about her. Wing Chun also rides tall in the saddle at |
| Recaps | Dawson's Creek, ER, My So-Called Life |
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