If you felt bad about missing last night's premiere of Paranormal State: don't.  It's a terrible show -- boring, overly invested in the Catholic Church as a blanket solution to all paranormal problems, and unable to marshal and explain evidence of hauntings in a convincing way. 

Plus, nobody gives a damn about Ryan's alleged "and so we meet again, demon whose name I drama-queenily refuse to let anyone utter aloud...except when I am too busy narrating the show from inside a giant tin can, or using my eyebrows to prompt my psychologist friend to 'feel faint' in the 'presence' of an 'evil' 'spirit,' or wearing my slacks too high" backstory.  We tuned in to see if you could find ghosts; if you can't find any, fine, but at least try instead of pantsing around with the holy water.  Thermal imaging!  Digital tape read-back!  Anyone who has read even a page of Hans Holzer knows that this is how it's done!  If I, a ghost-story addict, think your show is flaky, you have no chance of impressing anyone else!

Don't bother with it; I wish I hadn't.  Catch a rerun of Unsolved Mysteries instead, or hop on over to Weird NJ.com; much spookier, much less with the "the power of Ryan compels you!" dramatics.