The new thing I really, really do not like is TLC's Fashionably Late With Stacy London. Honestly, you know who really didn't need her own show? Stacy London. I enjoy her on What Not To Wear; I really do. But there, she's balanced out by Clinton, who's warmer and funnier and (sorry, Stacy) smarter, and it makes her a lot easier to take.

This new show is really appalling, and I'm not kidding. The one I DVRd the other day had Angie Harmon, and she's generally very likable also, but the two of them looked like complete idiots. They kept driving home the "this is a show for GIRLS, with GIRLS, who act like GIRLS" thing so hard that it seemed like they were afraid you'd forget what gender they were. When they told the story of how they met at a party and they both insisted that they immediately thought they'd be great friends (and presumably never caught up ever again), I had to turn it off. The "sexy bartender," the little frou-frou drinks for everyone, the atrocious monologue (whoever decided Stacy London should do a monologue should retire immediately)...it's all bad. All of it.