[TWoP bullpen, afternoon.  The subject under discussion: whether anyone on the editorial board besides Sars will admit planning to watch the next edition of The Apprentice, which "stars" such lesser lights as Marilu Henner, Tiffany Fallon, and a member of a famous acting family.]

Sars: "You know -- that Baldwin who isn't the fat one.  ...Sorry, who used to not be the fat one, but now is."

Wing Chun: "They're all the fat one now."

Which is annoying.  Ten years ago you could keep them all straight: the fat one (Daniel), the hairy one (Billy), Alec (Alec), and the other one (Stephen).  Now it's Alec and...all the other fat ones.  And Adam, who is 1) no relation and 2) not fat.

Speaking of the famous original fat one, Daniel, pictured above, I've started DVRing Homicide: Life on the Street on Sleuth.  I love the show, but some of the reruns, I love...less.  The "Bayliss pitches a hissy about his bi/Zen/cop website" era is not my favorite, and I never hated the guy as much as some, but shut up, Falzone.