According to someone who knows someone who knows someone else, the most recently voted off contestants from the top 24 American Idol cast will be competing for a chance to score a permanent 11th spot on the American Idol tour.

I can only pray to the Kelly Clarkson of Gods that this isn't a mere rumor, and that there is a possibility that Danny Noriega will in fact return to re-claim the titles of diva, divo and my only reason for watching Idol. Sure, Danny has moved on to bigger and gayer things like the Rosie O'Donnell cruise, but I whole-heartedly believe that with the help of his pop-and-lock moves, he can single handedly sell out an entire arena (and the gay club afterwards).