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Wait, What? Sarah's not dead?

by Angel Cohn March 28, 2008 12:01 pm

If I hadn't stopped caring about the preposterousness that is Prison Break last season then I would definitely throw in the towel now. Apparently after all the hype and the tears and the angst about Sarah's head being cut off and stuffed in a box all Gwyneth Paltrow in Seven style, they've decided to bring her back. Surprise! She's not dead. It wasn't REALLY her head in the box. Are you kidding me with this crap? I'd given up on this show having any resemblance to reality, but this is just unthinkably annoying. What's next, did Abruzzi survive being riddled with bullets? T-Bag discovers that he never really lost his hand, that it was only a phantom injury? Michael wearing long-sleeves in sweltering temperatures in order to cover up the tattoos that are no longer important to the plot? (Oh, wait... they already do that one.) Plus, I can't believe that Sarah Wayne Callies --- who was more than a little bit pissed off when they axed her originally -- agreed to return. I mean, bringing Paige Davis back to help rejuvenate Trading Spaces is pathetic and irritating, but bringing back brooding Michael's love interest from the supposed dead is crossing a soapy line that makes me regret the hours I spent watching this show. They might as well have made the last season a dream sequence with Michael coming out of the shower and crawling into bed with Sarah instead. Oh wait... then they'd have to do makeup work. Forget it.

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