I try and stay out of the celebrity gossip fray, but seriously, this one was just too crazy to ignore. I heard that Gary Dourdan was arrested on drug charges and my first reaction was, "Eh, no big deal." I mean, everyone I know who has met him said that he was a charming guy who happened to bear a certain distinct odor... let's call it Eau du Jason Castro. Anyway, I presume that he was caught smoking some weed in a backlot somwhere and shrugged it off. Come to find out that the CSI star basically created his own crime scene in his car. Good god, can't celebrities learn to hire drivers already? Dourdan was caught with "suspected cocaine, heroin, Ecstacy, miscellaneous prescription drugs and paraphernalia" and the only reason that he got spotted by the police was that he was sleeping in his vehicle, which was parked on the wrong side of the street. Really? Could he not afford a hotel room? CSI has got to pay better than that. Anyway, the reports don't really have the juicy details on what the CSI honchos have to say about this one yet, or what Dourdan's status on the show will be, or if he'll be reprimanded. In the meantime, he's apparently already back at work. Either way, is it wrong that I'm seriously hoping for a buddy cop action series starring Dourdan and Kiefer Sutherland in the future? It could totally have a Shield vibe to it and they'd tackle the tougher side of law enforcement all while coping with their own personal demons. Vice Squad, anyone?