Anthony "Hot-pants" Bourdain is returning as a guest judge for tonight's ep of Top Chef and my loins are quivering in anticipation. In order to work myself up to foxiness onslaught in baby steps, I've been sampling Bourdain morsels throughout the day. I happened upon this little tidbit, in which, among other things, Bourdain discusses his selectivity about the TV gigs he accepts and describes how he's been approached by producers for a wide range of bizarre reality show opportunities, including -- I'm extrapolating here -- The Surreal Life. Can you imagine? He would have made Vern Troyer into a roast! Mini-Me Sous Vide you guys! But the best (i.e. worst) part of this clip is the interviewer chick, who is so thoroughly earnest and pseudo-professional that she makes me want to straight smack her in the overly articulate face. She does that annoying thing where she pronounces Tony's last name all French-ish. Seriously, die. Although if I'm being honest, I am probably (definitely) just jealous. Had I been in her shoes, I likely wouldn't have managed to say anything even remotely intelligent, opting instead to stare at his mouth and giggle. So semi-props I guess.