You couldn't make this shit up if you tried: MTV has developed a new reality show called Exiled! that cherry-picks eight of the most obnoxious ass-faces from their series My Super Sweet Sixteen and sends them away to a variety of third world nations for a "reality check." Guess the girls on this show are too young to have embraced the concept of "slumming it" yet and/or have not yet discovered the rich-kid rite of passage that is the Peace Corps. Then again, the idea here is not to help communities in need, but to rehab a gaggle of bratty girls and break them of their silver spoon habits. You know, the important stuff! At least we can rest easy knowing the answer to that age-old question of what to get the girl who has everything. A case of dysentery! Based on the clip (courtesy of Jezebel's Slut Machine), the privileged tweens will trek to remote destinations like Thailand and Peru and contend with elephant poop, altitude sickness, mosquitos and live chicken slaughter while earning the (justified) loathing of their patient host-families. Is it just me or is this starting to sound like advertising copy for an eco-tourism pamphlet?