I had the pleasure of interviewing Mr. Half-Dollar once upon a time -- his symphonic masterpiece "I Get Money" is also my ringtone -- and I'm here to tell ya that despite a rather rough exterior, homeboy is both charming and whip-smart. I'd venture to say I'd totally bone him. He's successfully branded himself as a gangsta with street cred AND a delicious acai-spiked sports beverage. That is no small feat. If anyone can advise our youth on how to successfully make the leap from slinging crack rock to... um, bathing in pure liquid gold or whatever the fuck it is that really rich people do, it's Curtis Jackson. My point, people, is that my long deferred dreams of becoming a hip hop star might finally come to fruition. And I'll have Fiddy to thank. MC Gittles: Bigger Than Hova. You heard it hear first.
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