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John Oates and His Porn 'Stache Get Animated

Proof positive that the porn 'stache has reached critical mass and that the soft-rock renaissance is just getting started: according to Billboard, a cartoon starring John Oates (of Hall & Oates, duh) and his magical mustache is being shopped around to various networks. If all goes according to plan, J-Stache will focus on a buttoned up, family -oriented Oates whose infamous mustache is trying to lure him back into the rock & roll lifestyle.

"The pilot .. will portray Oates opening a new wing of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that focuses on mustachioed musicians. Suddenly, a dying David Crosby appears and with his last breath warns Oates of a mysterious secret group of mustache wearers bent on killing other mustache wearers. As actor Tom Selleck attempts to escape from the latest murder scene, Oates summons his own mustache with a fist pump that simultaneously changes his clothes from conservative attire to pink pants and white boots." Um, awesome? Oh, and did I mention that the aforementined 'stache will be voiced by none other than boozy comedian and former Insomniac host Dave Attell? I think I just plotzed like eighteen times.

A while back we reported on a 'toon with a very similar conceit starring Tommy Lee and a gaggle of talking tattoos. Rockers getting the animated treatment with anthropomorphized versions of their sartorial trademarks seems to be a trend these days. Next thing you know, Amy Winehouse will have a show in which her waking hallucinations lead her to believe she's having magical adventures with her chatty bee hive. Or perhaps Britney will embark on a kooky animated caper with a magical bag of Cheetos and a bottle of "happy pills." The possibilities are endless!

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