As much as I want to crap all over this, you know what? Why the hell not. Hollywood put Paris Hilton in a horror movie, they even put Tara Reid in a few, and they'll probably get all these girls from Central Casting anyway, which you know is how things like The Ruins and The Hills Have Eyes were cast. How is this any worse? Besides, if this is successful there's bound to be a celebrity spin-off version, and I for one need to see Lisa Rinna try to start a dilapidated truck while trying to look fabulous escaping an axe-wielding maniac.

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