As my roommate was forcing me to endure the Today Show this morning (all they ever talk about is head scarves, I swear to god), I experienced a TV promo that had me doing double take after double take after double take. It's called Baby Borrowers, and its tagline is "It's not TV, it's birth control". I'm serious. That's really its tagline. The show follows a bunch of dumb teens who think having a baby in high school is an awesome idea (this is an epidemic, apparently) as they try to raise some poor bastard's real live baby for a little while. You see, according to the promo, it turns out raising a baby is actually pretty annoying and expensive and not really something 16 year olds should try to do after all. Somehow these kids are too dumb to know this, so I'm not sure I want them procreating ever, much less now. But that's beside the point.