Elk Chronicles - A TV show all about elks, which manages to somehow include coverage of the Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation's conservation efforts and people shooting them for sport. Because apparently they're the same people? Not to be confused with The Chronicles of Elk, in which a fantasy story featuring a giant, talking elk is really a parable for Christ's resurrection.

Monster Bucks - Technically not a new show, but a TV version of the best selling DVD series about shooting bigger and bigger deer. Of course, with gas prices what they are these days, people are beginning to opt for smaller deer, or better yet, hybrids. Jeff Foxworthy guest-stars! (No, seriously.)

Pheasants Forever - Another show sponsored by a conservation organization. This one has been fighting to keep pheasants alive for 25 years, but it seems like they're only interested in keeping enough animals alive to kill. Attend Pheasant Fest this year and you can shoot one for every acre of wetlands you save!

Yeah, looks like I'm watching Comedy Central again.