I know none of you all have been suffering through Celebrity Circus, so I consider it my personal duty to watch this crap and tell you if there's anything that you've missed. Well last night, there certainly was the funniest shit ever (well, not as funny as Busty Hearts, but pretty damned close). I mean, if you, like me are about as mature as a 12-year-old boy. Jackass sidekick Wee Man does hand-balancing with this big giant dude named Vladmir. Let's just say, there are certain positions that straight men shouldn't be in. This performance has almost all of them. I laughed so hard there were tears coming down my face. When Vlad lays down with his arms outstretched and Wee-Man climbs over his head... I just. I have no words. To make matters even more gay, they are stretching (because let's face it, that's what hand-balancing is) to "I Don't Want to Be" by Gavin DeGraw. Keep in mind, this sucktastic routine earned a perfect score. Now we know what the judges are looking for.
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