Ok can we talk about the America's Next Top Model cycle eleven promo monstrosity [via Jezebel]? First of all, what? "Feel the Love"? Is that some ripped off CW version of Summer of Love? Why? No. And even if yes, why is Tyra dressed like some photoshopped-to-death Navajo roller-girl meets Mariah circa Glitter meets crazed yogi? Also, why is Jay the only member of this photo shoot that didn't get the motif memo? As always, he looks straight outta 1991. Seriously holmes could've been in C&C Music Factory. And Miss J? I'm not even gonna dignify bitch with a comment. Just out of curiosity, which of her 275 smiles do you think Tyra is giving us in this shot? Does she have one called "I'm smiling now because I know after this shoot's over I'm gonna kill three of these ho's and BBQ them for dinner"?

Now that my rant is over, who here is sooooo effing excited for the new cycle, raise your hand?! I have barely been able to stand the hiatus. (Note to Project Runway producers: absence makes the heart grow fonder!) Recent ANTM-related drama in the form of a Bianca-Nikki Blonsky throwdown has only whetted my appetite all the more! September 3 y'all! The countdown begins!