While I do love Luke Perry and will always have a huge place in my heart for Dylan McKay, I don't want him to come back. Now that Kelly and Brenda are both on the show, the writers would totally work that love triangle all over again, and honestly, my Brenda is better than that. She should be over Kelly stealing Dylan from her by now, and I'd hate to see her be a homewrecker or worse, wistfully looking after Kelly and Dylan in love, raising their son together happily ever after. Don't turn Brenda Walsh into the tabloids' interpretation of Jennifer Aniston is all I'm saying, CW. I can't bear it.

But alas, resistance is futile. I'm sure Luke Perry will indeed be back, for the money if nothing else, and all the aforementioned storyline nightmares will occur. I have two questions though: Where is Brandon in all this and for the love of Pete, why has no one asked Valerie to come back?!