I wouldn't be caught dead watching A Shot At Love the way it is now, but how amazing would that show be with Celestia herself at the helm? Her series (Men in Trees) was canceled, she's publicly said she's broke as a joke, and she is single now! It's perfect! They could cast a guy who looks like Jesus (for a little incestuous scandal), a couple people in different kinds of alien suits (so she feels at home), someone with a Top Chef haircut (Sharon Stone), a homeless lady who speaks her very own language too (Nell -- for the win!), somebody from Fresno (that place is the armpit of trash, I swear to god), and maybe two comedians who will want to date her for a while but run like hell when the "OMG, she's insane!" realization hits them like a ton of bricks (Paula Poundstone? The Dice Man? Arsenio? I could do this all day.)

If you happen to be any of the aforementioned people, casting for the show is currently underway. Because even if the lovely lady doesn't turn out to be Anne Heche, if you're a homeless woman who speaks gibberish and/or Arsenio, you could probably use a little help getting on TV.