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Well, NBC has finally seen fit to hybridize my two most favoritest programming genres into one, combining a celeb-focused reality show with a show about cooking and throwing parties. It's like Paula's Party meets Dinner for Five meets Cribs meets... ummmm Dancing With the Stars? Whatever, it's tentatively called Celebrity Come Dine With Me (which makes me think of Mother May I Sleep With Danger and Fire Walk With Me and thus makes me chuckle!) and it promises to be dope as hell!

According to THR the premise is as follows: "A celebrity plays host to a dinner party for four of their famous friends. At night's end, the party will be judged by its presentation, food and entertainment value... At the conclusion of the run, the celebrity whose party receives the highest score wins $20,000 for the charity of his choice."

This show looks so awesome theoretically. But in actual fact, its awesomeness is solely contingent on the grade of celeb-retards they wrangle for "talent." Personally, I am really hoping that after his morning show coup de grace, the network heads get Ernest Borgnine in on the fun. I bet you that dude throws a helluva party. Who's in the mood for some creamed herring? Ew, I just grossed myself out but bad.

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