Lifetime, normally the last to adopt these kinds of market trends, is jumping on the bandwagon too. Today it was announced that the network for sad single forty-somethings is developing a six-episode (only six? Waaaah!) reality show "starring a trio of twentysomething socialites looking to make their mark on Washington both socially and professionally." Jackpot! The series, titled Blonde Charity Mafia, will allegedly trail a trio of young DC doyennes as they throw money at charitable causes and stumble home drunk from parties in Georgetown wearing ballgowns and white Reeboks. OK I made up that last part about the Reeboks. But if this is gonna be veritas in any way, there had better be a goodly amount of fashion faux pas, 'cause as anyone who's ever been to DC will tell you, it's a town that's as sartorially challenged as it is politically encumbered. Oh snap, I should totally be the narrator of this gay-ass show!

Production begins next month which means I won't be getting my grubby paws on this scintillating suckfest nearly soon enough. But good things come to those who wait. Or so they tell me.