In other VH1-biting-the-concept-of-shows-that-already-exist news, the channel has announced it will be adding a suspiciously Stylista-like program to its new fall lineup in the guise of Glam God with Vivica A. Fox, which is described as a "new competition series that seeks the next hot celebrity stylist, giving the winner a chance to launch a career along with $100,000." And Vivica is associated with this show why? Because she's the pinnacle of celebrity style? I do not compute.

Listen, I love me some VH1 reality trash. Anyone who can honestly say that Rock of Love doesn't provide hours of low-brow entertainment is either lying or a humorless ass. But why do the producers insist on rehashing minutely-tweaked versions of shows that we've already seen? Have all the reality show conceits been exhausted, thus dooming us to endless variations on the same handful of themes? I find it hard to believe that the station that brought us such innovative programs as Breaking Bonaduce and Celebracadabra is fresh out of new ideas. Producers need to get off their collective lazy arses and give me something I can work with here!

Oh who am I kidding? I'ma watch them dumb thangs anyhow.