Every day there is more and more news like this that rolls in, which makes me worry that they're actively pursuing anybody who's got a lot of buzz to appear on the show to attract new viewers. That's nice, but what about the old viewers? Tomorrow am I going to read that I'll have to sit through a Tila Tequila episode? A Jessica Simpson one? I'm being serious when I say that if I hear Heidi Montag or really anyone else from The Hills is guesting this season, I may be done with 30 Rock.

Dear Tina Fey: I love you and your show very much, and while I understand desperate times call for desperate measures, I'd really appreciate it if you could do me a solid and not make me watch the following people try to be funny on 30 Rock: Britney Spears, Victoria Beckham, Lindsay Lohan, any American Idols, any of the remaining Friends, Tyra Banks, Mary-Kate Olsen, any of the VH1 Love people, or any other non-actor/non-comedian who happens to be in the tabloids a lot so naturally it is assumed they will bring in huuuuuge ratings, whether that is true or not. Sincerely, Stuntcasting Hater.