This is all well and good, because I make a point never to let my remote idle on Fox for any unnecessary length of time -- my visits to the network are perfunctory and business-like, sort of like lions mating. The real question is, who will View producers wrangle to fill the "dumb conservative a-hole" role once Hasselho has vacated the hallowed premises? If they're taking write-in suggestions, might I suggest Brooke Hogan, whose knowledge of politics and current affairs is about on par with Elisabeth's? In fact, unless she sports her signature grillz, I'm not sure I could even tell the difference betwixt the two.