While I can kind of understand the types of fame-whores who would turn up for a chance to date an aging hair band front man, who the hell is going to apply for this crap? Michaels may be washed up and sporting a wig these days, but he was actually famous for doing something at some point. I mean, "Talk Dirty to Me" is a strip club classic. But here, the prize is Daisy. Daisy! She's the runner-up on one of the grossest reality shows of all time. Ugh. I do know one person who is probably excited to watch this, and her name is Potes.

In related, and slightly less disgusting news, Rock Of Love Charm School with Sharon Osbourne starts this weekend. We can expect skanky girls who don't merit their own trashy Bachelorette rip-off learning how to behave like normal adults. That's a tall order for Mrs. Osbourne. But you are probably less likely to catch herpes over the airwaves from this show than either the Daisy nightmare or the forthcoming Rock of Love on a bus season, so I'm really just trying to help you out.

And on a side note, I'd just like to congratulate Tila Tequila. She's no longer the most disgusting/worthless person with a dating reality show. She's slid down the list to number 2. So good for her.