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An Open Letter to Miley Cyrus

by Lauren Gitlin November 11, 2008 5:13 PM
An Open Letter to Miley Cyrus Dear Miley,

I read that you have extended an invite to Malia and Sasha Obama to come and guest on your dumb Hannah Montana show, and I have this to say: Step away from the Obamas. They are perfect and beautiful and classy and they don't need your tarty Disney Lolita germs and bad highlights polluting their purity. They don't need your stupid horse teeth blinding them or your fake rock music clogging up their pristine ears and brains. They don't need to look to you as a role model or a style icon, because you are trashy and fake and completely unwholesome. You can quit it with trying to court them now that their dad is about to be president and ruler of the free world, cuz I bet you your dad voted for McCain. Just because they enjoy your television show (it is slightly hypnotizing) doesn't make it appropriate for you to try to get in your bid for tween ambassador to the White House. Just stop it. I am serious.

Signed,

A totally not anonymous concerned citizen

20 Comments

November 11, 2008 5:41 PM
Alyssa
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seriously.

November 11, 2008 5:49 PM
Rose
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harsh for no reason.

November 11, 2008 5:55 PM
slb
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made of win.

November 11, 2008 6:24 PM
Jules
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Word.

November 11, 2008 7:10 PM
erinelizabeth
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Seconded. Back away from the weeMichelles.

November 11, 2008 7:14 PM
Trunky
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I don't care either way. I think it is going a bit far to say the Obamas are perfect.

November 11, 2008 8:46 PM
Nick
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replied to comment from Rose

Seconded. (And HM is awesome.)

November 11, 2008 8:46 PM
Nick
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replied to comment from Rose

Seconded. (And HM is awesome.)

November 12, 2008 4:09 AM
Jubi
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"tarty Disney Lolita germs"
Harsh, but fabulous. I LOLed. This is Television Without Pity, after all.

November 12, 2008 4:46 AM
WarOnTara
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Awesome.

You guys who are all "offended" are taking tis far too seriously.

November 12, 2008 7:20 AM
Janna
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replied to comment from Trunky

oh, lighten up - she's talking about the kids

November 12, 2008 2:38 PM
ileen
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I have never agreed with a telefile blog more. Very well stated.

November 12, 2008 3:13 PM
Eric
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Argh, I am so excited for Obama to start making public human mistakes so everyone can stop calling him "perfect." Seriously?

I'm excited for the prospect of young first daughters in the age of Perez Hilton. If Obama stays in there for 8 years, these girls can really go wild in the public eye, and it's impossible for teen girls of powerful people to not get a coke addiction these days it seems. That is something I will stayed tuned for.

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