Just as I was reminiscing about this past ANTM cycle, I was confronted with reports that one Tyra Banks will be inviting controversial Cycle 11 contestant Isis onto her chat show tomorrow and surprising her with paid-in-full sex reassignment surgery. So cute! I don't know about you, but this just warms the cockles of my otherwise black soul. Tyra truly is Bizarro Oprah, and this stunt is like a derelict version of her Favorite Things giveaway, only instead of dispensing, like, cars and spa treatments, Tyra is footing the bill for a free peen-chopping operation! Now that is love. Don't you wish you had a Fairy Godmother like Ms. Fierce?

Does this act of charity justify Tyra's nutball antics elsewhere, or merely emphasize what we already know: that she's out of her tree? Is her heart in the right place, or is this just a meddlesome publicity stunt? Inquiring minds want to know.