The hell with "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno." There's an even easier way to get your daily recommended allowance of melted cheese goodness and carbohydrates. Now you can order a pizza without even expending the energy to lift up your phone. All you have to do is use your remote. This shouldn't be hard. If you are a true couch potato it should be practically permanently affixed to your hand anyway.
Now TiVo owners can order Domino's without even getting off the sofa. Yup. Truly the easiest thing ever. Once you rig up your Ferris Bueller-style door answerer that allows the delivery guy to come in and take the money right out of your wallet, you are golden. Just go to a menu screen before The Biggest Loser starts, order up some cardboardy concoction, and it will be delivered right about the time Jillian starts screaming at her girls to move their asses. Perfect.
I joke about this, but I swear if they ever do this with Chipotle... I'm in big, big trouble. Your thoughts? Is this a sign of the apocalypse or the most awesome thing ever?
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